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Re: “Police Dispatch

Hid in the closet?! What a baby! Let me guess, he'll need months of therapy because he now has PTSD. He won't be able to go to work and will need tax payers to fund a safe space program for him where he can color and play with puppies.

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Posted by SeasonofMadness on 12/02/2016 at 2:02 PM

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Can we agree that you should have to have a license to reproduce? Why is it as a species that we allow the dumbest and most useless among us to breed out of control? Shouldn't you have to prove you are mentally, emotionally, and financially stable before you are allowed to have a child?

Posted by SeasonofMadness on 12/02/2016 at 1:59 PM

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Kid One: "What the f...?"

Kid Two: "What's the matter?"

Kid One: "That guy gave me a bag full of pills."

Kid Two: "That's nothing. Last year when he ran out of candy he gave me colored condoms."

Kid One: "What did you do?"

Kid Two: "I traded them with some high school kid for a bag full of pills."

Kid One: "Cool."

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/24/2016 at 1:44 AM

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From the article: "The housemate had allegedly heard the doorbell ring, but when he went to look through the peephole, it was covered up and he couldn't see bell-ringer -- so, frightened, he hid in a closet."

Dude; trade your housemate in for a good watch dog, seriously.

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/24/2016 at 1:35 AM

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Grass prices have sure gone up since I was a kid.

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Posted by Mr Munchies on 11/17/2016 at 12:31 PM

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Someone protesting the failure of Proposition 205 perhaps?

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/17/2016 at 7:42 AM

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