Does he have a name and address? Are we talking the large Guyamas blue shrimp, or the ones like the picture? Is he open Saturdays?
Charmin bears don't have these problems. Everything is clean and fresh in their world. Everything put in their toilets goes down, ESPECIALLY when Charmin ass wipe is involved. The Charmin marketing department has made sure of this.
Wow! The power of American marketers is amazing. The whole time I read this article, all I could think of was the Charmin bears in place of the humans playing out this tawdry tale of toilet troubles.
Was the puppy's name Lucky?
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