Police Dispatch

Police Dispatch

A show-me state of intoxication

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Flashing failure

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Wrong way walker

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A young University of Arizona student infatuated with his professor was not afraid to tell her about it despite her request that he stop.

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A bus driver was just trying to help some sorority girls have some good, clean fun when a young man invaded her vehicle and gave her a dirty show

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Not Quite Criminally Creepy

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A local driver and a bicyclist were chased around midtown at about 2 a.m. by someone throwing eggs out a car window

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A man in a stolen lab coat was caught spray-painting odd symbols and phrases throughout an underground tunnel, insisting he was doing it for a noble purpose

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A random male deviously snatched a ball from a pair of University of Arizona students playing catch and then—when the students realized he meant to steal their ball—offered them a handful of Jolly Ranchers candy as "payment" for it.

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A University of Arizona student studying abroad was found fast asleep and nearly nude in his dorm's lobby.

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A random young woman on a journey throughout the UA campus was suspected of an odd—but also somehow oddly appropriate—theft from a University of Arizona bookstore.

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Two kids were scared but prepared when they became targets of an unfunny gag pulled by creepy teenagers spoofing creepy adults.

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In the middle of the night, a northeast-side man figuratively went to pieces, while his window literally went to pieces when he punched it with his bare fist, waking up his neighbors with the noise of the glass shattering—as well as his own kicking and screaming,

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Someone apparently frequenting small towns in Ohio used the numbers from a University of Arizona faculty member's work credit card to fraudulently spend an outrageous amount of money

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While a sheriff's deputy was searching a woman upon her arrest, she was initially irate at his being too close to her chest for her comfort

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Rather early one morning, a threesome of troublemakers ran into law enforcement at a grocery store after an unsuccessful attempt to steal a whole lot of chicken wings.

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