Police Dispatch

Police Dispatch

A man who’d clearly not breakfasted gave new meaning to the term “hangry” when caught stealing an armful of convenience-store junk food by University of Arizona cops, according to a UA Police Department report.

Police Dispatch

A “dude” who’d been hanging out on the couches at the University of Arizona’s Student Union was caught masturbating in a restroom there, according to a UA Police Department report.

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A man was so tired of a skinny, parking-lot-squatting, Jesus-loving methhead roaming his apartment complex that he offered his home up for an all-out undercover surveillance operation, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A northside man “accidentally” stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart store and rode it down a busy street to make a predawn McDonald’s coffee run, according to a Marana Police Department report.

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A man wearing pants with a big hole “down there” may or may not have exposed himself to a woman in what may or may not have been a purposeful act, a University of Arizona Police Department report stated.

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In a kind of modern David-versus-Goliath tale, a small young woman thrust herself past a couple of large guards to successfully shoplift one tiny item from a Foothills-area big-box store.

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A woman’s neighbor subjected her to a kind of reverse-peeping-Tom situation, sneaking around her house and trying to make her look at him through her windows.

Police Dispatch: Older but Bolder

A (much) older-than-average University of Arizona student escaped punishment after reports of him masturbating in his car while watching convenience-store patrons.

Police Dispatch: Hometown Teardown

A group-home caretaker expressed a frightening and strangely specific antipathy toward a young client because he happened to be from St. Louis, Missouri.

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A thrifty-but-shifty drug user was arrested at a Safeway he’d been hanging out at for the last seven hours, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A University of Arizona professor was rather bizarrely unbothered when he received an extremely unpleasant email.

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A drunk and disorderly college man doggedly denied spitting on two female peers, according to a University of Arizona Police Department report.

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A pantsless (but very strong) man apparently uprooted his neighbor's tree one night after her family declined to attend his parties.

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A man went on a mini-rampage after being fired from his job at a quiet north-side brunch café

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A man was interrupted in the middle of a bold attempt to get the full-bath experience (complete with bubbles!)

Police Dispatch

Not the hot dog stand!

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