Police Dispatch

Police Dispatch

A man was caught with drug paraphernalia after locking himself in a convenience-store bathroom and “growling,” a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report said.

Police Dispatch

A drunk man yelling at a tree disturbed a northside couple getting ready for bed late one night, a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report stated.

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A volatile University of Arizona student used an offensive rap composition as a coping mechanism to deal with being dumped by his “girlfriend” of two weeks, though he seemed eager to show he cared more about a T-shirt than the breakup, according to a UA Police Department report.

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Two people were caught in the middle of a blow job late one night in the University of Arizona’s Main Library, according to a UA Police Department report.

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Someone tagged a work site in the heart of the University of Arizona’s lauded upcoming “Student Success District” with depiction of a giant pink penis, said a UA Police Department report.

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A super-high woman was caught behind the wheel after a late-night Dairy Queen run, according to a Marana Police Department report.

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A young man was so aggressively intoxicated he started not only fighting people but also “charging” and attacking running cars, according to a Marana Police Department report.

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A couple of beer bandits bamboozled a convenience store, then apparently felt that donating a dollar to charity made up for their deed, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A soda-can recycler claimed a female bus driver assaulted and injured him using her bus’ door as a “weapon,” according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A good-natured guy who seemed high on uppers was busted for carrying a downer-filled syringe, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A man might’ve gotten away with petty shoplifting some candy had he not randomly shouted that he was guilty of much worse and then treating a cop like a Lyft driver, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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A man wearing pants on his head purposefully unzipped the ones on his bottom half and nearly exposed himself to a school bus full of kids, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report.

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When a Walmart employee got in his way of stealing an almost unbelievable amount of Coca-Cola soda pop, a man was willing to defend his brand-name booty with a weapon (well, kind of), stated an Oro Valley Police Department report.

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Soon after 5 p.m., a young male student was found already super wasted on wine in a University of Arizona library—and was very lucky to escape jail (though he might’ve preferred it to being picked up by his father), according to a UA Police Department report.

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Some guys in an SUV got away with reeking of weed—and even having a small amount of it in the car—maybe because they didn’t fail to amuse the cops who pulled them over (at least a little), according to an Oro Valley Police Department report.

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A woman found reeking of weed and passed out behind the wheel of a running car was probably high on more than marijuana, according to a Marana Police Department Report.

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