What are those crazy criminals up to this week?
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 19, 2020
Nude, Unglued, and Not a Prude / She Finally Heard the Light
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 12, 2020
A junkie nabbed driving while high didn’t let his extreme impairment stop him from pretending he wasn’t—resulting in a long night for the cop who caught him, according to a University of Arizona Police Department report.
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 5, 2020
A homophobic drifter-type using University of Arizona facilities was kicked off campus after drifting way too far in a random interaction with a stranger, according to a UA Police Department report.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 27, 2020
A popular TV crime show may or may not have contributed to the corruption of a minor college student clearly drinking way more than she could handle (despite her confident claims otherwise), according to a University of Arizona Police Department report.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 20, 2020
A vegan collegiate believed his peers were subjecting him to secret psychological torture for eschewing animal products in his diet, according to a University of Arizona Police Department report.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 13, 2020
A University of Arizona student who caused an overdose scare apparently had the time of his life while emergency responders checked to make sure he wasn’t dying but was just (very) stoned, according to a UA Police Department report.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 6, 2020
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