An extremely intoxicated northside man made a valiant attempt at appearing alert and composed when caught illegally behind the wheel.
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 14, 2019
Caught with weed at school, a tongue-tied teen couldn't quantify aspects of his marijuana habit to a police officer
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 7, 2019
A casual but conscientious clothing thief also shoplifted enough name-brand laundry soap to keep his spoils unsoiled
By Anna Mirocha
Mar 7, 2019
Jealousy of a laptop's allure triggered quite the fight for a young cohabiting couple, ultimately causing them to rethink their upcoming nuptials.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 28, 2019
As if starring in a derivative Hollywood action flick, a black-clad lone male delivered a trite one-liner before committing some seriously dangerous acts at a gas station
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 21, 2019
Nobody knows how someone—or something—mysteriously managed to make off with an enormous hot tub sitting in a man's front yard overnight.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 21, 2019
Somebody was having a bad day...
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 14, 2019
After chowing down on some high-end sushi, these local kids tried to roll on home
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 7, 2019
A University of Arizona student repeatedly had strange stuff stolen while away using the bathroom, a UA Police Department report said.
By Anna Mirocha
Feb 7, 2019
A University of Arizona student was frightened by a disheveled-looking guy in a bathrobe "sneaking" around campus with a bag full of Ramen noodles
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 31, 2019
Two intrepid and artful individuals shoplifted almost $2,000 worth of clothing by stuffing it all inside their own clothing
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 24, 2019
Cake?
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 17, 2019
A college-going proselytizer had a not-so-legal method for spreading the Word, perhaps showing his preaching game ahead of his practice.
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 17, 2019
A scrutinizing older woman was extremely upset upon seeing her next-door neighbor "completely" exposing himself while peeing outside her window
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 10, 2019
A drunk man adorned himself with a holiday decoration stolen from a University of Arizona sorority house before peeing nearby
By Anna Mirocha
Jan 3, 2019
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