Police Dispatch: Wasted Effort

An extremely intoxicated northside man made a valiant attempt at appearing alert and composed when caught illegally behind the wheel.

Police Dispatch: Lowbrow Usage, High-Level Use

Caught with weed at school, a tongue-tied teen couldn't quantify aspects of his marijuana habit to a police officer

Police Dispatch: If It's Got to Be Justified, It's Got to Be Tide

A casual but conscientious clothing thief also shoplifted enough name-brand laundry soap to keep his spoils unsoiled

Police Dispatch

Jealousy of a laptop's allure triggered quite the fight for a young cohabiting couple, ultimately causing them to rethink their upcoming nuptials.

Police Dispatch

As if starring in a derivative Hollywood action flick, a black-clad lone male delivered a trite one-liner before committing some seriously dangerous acts at a gas station

Police Dispatch

Nobody knows how someone—or something—mysteriously managed to make off with an enormous hot tub sitting in a man's front yard overnight.

Police Dispatch

Somebody was having a bad day...

Police Dispatch: Dine 'n' Dash, Rich Kid Style

After chowing down on some high-end sushi, these local kids tried to roll on home

Police Dispatch: Lavatory Larcenists

A University of Arizona student repeatedly had strange stuff stolen while away using the bathroom, a UA Police Department report said.

Police Dispatch

A University of Arizona student was frightened by a disheveled-looking guy in a bathrobe "sneaking" around campus with a bag full of Ramen noodles

Police Dispatch

Two intrepid and artful individuals shoplifted almost $2,000 worth of clothing by stuffing it all inside their own clothing

Police Dispatch

Cake?

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A college-going proselytizer had a not-so-legal method for spreading the Word, perhaps showing his preaching game ahead of his practice.

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A scrutinizing older woman was extremely upset upon seeing her next-door neighbor "completely" exposing himself while peeing outside her window

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A drunk man adorned himself with a holiday decoration stolen from a University of Arizona sorority house before peeing nearby

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    • If they were having that loud a fight after six years, they shouldn't get married.

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