Police Dispatch: Tablet Tug-o’-War

Police Dispatch: Tablet Tug-o’-War

A phone-store customer and employee tussled like toddlers over a tablet...

Police Dispatch: An Unharshable Mellow

Some Oro Valley stoners were just high enough to, like, totally not care when a cop nailed them for having a vehicle full of marijuana and paraphernalia

Police Dispatch

A man stopped for (very) erratic driving actually fell asleep while trying interact with the cop who'd pulled him over.

Police Dispatch

Two former housemates' conflict over tidiness was followed by a custody battle over a vacuum cleaner...

Police Dispatch: Tripping the Lights Bombastic?

A meth-using man with an impressive slang vocabulary literally seized domestic power (sort of) by turning off his mother's electricity

Police Dispatch: A Weights Lift

Cops got a really good workout while working on a case of a bunch of stolen dumbbells.

Police Dispatch: Poop on the Stoop

It seems likely that both sides of a north-side neighbor feud were guilty of shitty deeds, an Oro Valley Police Department report said.

Police Dispatch

A man who tried to trash a meth pipe claimed he'd just found it in the trash, according to a Pima County Sheriff's Department report.

Police Dispatch: Urine Trouble!

A man at a bustling bus stop suddenly had to pee and, midstream, decided it was better to do so in his pants.

Police Dispatch: Food Fight

Ongoing tension between a man and his (adult) stepson exploded after the latter allegedly ate the former's food

Police Dispatch

Two fellow fast-food workers' distaste for each other erupted in a near-choking incident after one of them made a pretty bad joke.

Police Dispatch

A high-school drug dealer produced a pretty lame story about accidentally finding a Xanax pill, trying to pin suspicion on his would-be customer ... all while obviously super high.

Police Dispatch

A cohabiting couple were arrested for fighting like cats and dogs while living in a car.

Police Dispatch

While on patrol, an officer located a big conglomeration of graffiti, in the form of text, covering the whole west side of a bridge and retaining wall

Police Dispatch: Wasted Effort

An extremely intoxicated northside man made a valiant attempt at appearing alert and composed when caught illegally behind the wheel.

Police Dispatch: Lowbrow Usage, High-Level Use

Caught with weed at school, a tongue-tied teen couldn't quantify aspects of his marijuana habit to a police officer

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    • This guy probably should have been checked out by EMS. Maybe he was falling asleep…

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