Apparently, We're Getting Tattoos on Our Anuses Now

The strange thing is that, for some reason, the fact that a woman is getting a tattoo of her boyfriend's name on her anus is not the strangest thing about this probably totally not safe for work video. It's the moment around the 19 second mark of this journalistic masterwork by the Broward Palm Beach New Times when the recipient of the aforementioned tattoo describes her first piece of skin art, a "fairy...crawled in a ball, with broken wings, and she's pulling her fucking hair." DEUCE-DEUCES. DEUCE-DEUCES, PEOPLE.