Nov 29 – Dec 5, 2012

Nov 29 - Dec 5, 2012 / Vol. 29 / No. 41

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More Than Mental Illness

The three people who regularly visted Rachel Kelty weren’t real. But while Kelty, a writer, artist and baker, continued sinking into a deep depression, they certainly felt real. “That went on for a long time,” Kelty said. “Finally, one day, they came into my room on a spaceship.” In a meeting room at the Our…

Jason Willis’ Catnip Video Is Headed to Sundance!

Hey, guys. Remember that item we posted right before Halloween featuring a few videos shot by Tucsonan Jason Willis? And remember that one video that was a brilliant parody of “classroom drug educational film(s)” featuring kitties strung out on catnip? You know, the one that was selected to screen at last month’s American Film Institute’s…

9Q+1: Ryan P. Christie

Ryan P. Christie, 34, grew up in Tucson and graduated from the UA in 2001 with a degree in creative writing. Christie currently works as a rock-climbing instructor/guide at Rocks and Ropes and as a rigging specialist with Rhino Staging. From 2003 to 2005, he was a music writer for aznightbuzz.com. He also played guitar…

Letterpress Is an iPhone Game You Might Enjoy

I’m beating TucsonVelo.com’s Mike McKisson right now. There are plenty of word/spelling games to pick from on the iPhone, Words With Friends likely the most popular, but for some reason, the novelty of online Scrabble (and Scrabbleish) games wore off on me awhile ago, mostly because I feel like I never ended up playing all…

Talking Comics: The Avengers #1

This week, Cynthia and Eric discuss Avengers #1 by Jonathan Hickman & Jerome Opeña! Bonus: If you’re watching this on 12/5, swing on down to Heroes and Villains between 3pm-7pm and get a FREE sketch from a rad local artist with every purchase of Avengers #1! Ross Demma 3pm-5pmJames Babcock 3pm-5pmRyan Huna Smith 5pm-7pmHannah Nance…

Jazz Legend Dave Brubeck is Dead at 91

Dave Brubeck, the legendary jazz pianist and composer most famous for “Take Five,” his an experiment in using unusual time signatures in jazz combos written by saxophonist Paul Desmond, has died at the age of 91. From the Chicago Tribune: Brubeck was one day short of his 92nd birthday. He died of heart failure, en…

Here’s the Christmas Video You’ll See Everywhere Today

Yes, every website in the known universe is going to post this rendition of “All I Want for Christmas Is You,” by Mariah Carey, the Roots, and Jimmy Fallon (who manages to be heavy-handed with the drum, somehow). However, it is awesome, there are cute kids involved, and this is one of the few truly…

The TUSD Vortex: Hicks Says he Won’t Vote for School Closures

When the Tucson Unified School District governing board meets on Thursday, Dec. 20 to make a final vote on school closures and consolidations, board member Michael Hicks said he plans to vote no on all school closures. At a meeting last night at Brichta Elementary, Hicks was asked to address the school closure issue and…

Wow! Old St. Nick Gets Around!

The man in red, Santa Claus, is back in town again on December 8. This time he will be having breakfast at Lowes Ventana Canyon (7000 N Resort Drive). From 9 a.m. to 11 a.m., Santa will be hosting a pancake breakfast, running activities and holding storytime for kids and kids-at-heart alike. Reservations are required,…

New Poll: Nearly Half of the Nation’s Republicans Believe Obama Stole Election & One in Four Americans Support Non-Existent Budget Plan

The greatest trick Panetta-Burns ever pulled was convincing the world their debt plan didn’t exist.— Matt O’Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) December 4, 2012 Public Policy Polling has moved from polling about campaigns to polling about how many people believe in crazy and non-existent stuff. PPP’s Tom Jensen dishes some highlights from the survey with a dash of…

Buy Some Tapes, Save a Dog

Burger Records, the mostly-cassettes label that has released some of my favorite albums of the year, released a new compilation today in conjunction with its sister label, Wiener Records, that looks friggin’ awesome. The Wiener Dog Comp contains 71 unreleased tracks by 71 Burger-associated acts, spread over two cassettes. With songs by bands including Thee…

Tickets for ‘Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth’ Go On Sale Tomorrow

Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth, the boxing-related theatre event of the season is coming to Centennial Hall for its Arizona premiere—which is cool, but probably not as cool as the Daily Star made it in its separate story to announce that we’re getting it before Phoenix—and tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m. at the…

College Students! Add Some Adorableness to Your Life!

Photo courtesy of Shutterstock Note: These puppies may not be representative of your cuddling options. College can be a stressful time, especially when you have no sense of what a completely depressing hassle the post-academic working world happens to be, so the Humane Society of Southern Arizona and Alpha Kappa Psi have teamed up to…

Fleetwood Mac Is Coming to Phoenix (If That’s Your Thing)

While Tom Danehy finds them inferior to the band Chicago, I would consider myself a Fleetwood Mac fan, even as the group has enjoyed a hipster resurgence in recent years. I am, however, somewhat conflicted about seeing the band (seemingly still minus Christine McVie, unfortunately) in Phoenix on May 30 at the US Airways Center.…

A Collection of Notable Titles From the List of AVN Nominees

I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, is it time for the Adult Video News nominations already? It sure is, as the 147 categories full of surely excited nominees were revealed yesterday, from Best Lubricant Manufacturer to Best Big Butt Release. While I haven’t seen any of the films nominated in the video categories to remark…

Stock Up on Breath-Mints: Wild Garlic Grill is Opening Soon.

So, we had the hint of this a while ago here and I do love me some garlic! Wild Garlic Grill is slated to open on Dec. 7, located at 2530 N. First Ave. Chef Steven Schultz’s concept seems to be one of “California Wine Country Cuisine,” with an open kitchen, patio seating and, well,…

Drake Is Now Straight Outta Flavortown

Drake, since he’s both Canadian and a former child actor, has been questioned regarding his hip-hop authenticity since his first mixtape, but what’s more street than hanging with the King of Donkey Sauce, right? [Eater]

Today in Unlikely News: Jan Brewer, 2016 Presidential Contender

The Range still considers it too early to start talking about 2016, but we’re going to break our embargo to note this nugget in a HuffPo story today: Brewer has also been included in a list of Republicans who may be positioning themselves for a presidential run in 2016. Politico reported on Monday that she…

You Can Buy Tickets to Some Soccer Matches Now

Nathan Saxton Thierry Henry and David Beckham from last year’s Desert Diamond Cup It’s weird to think that I wondered if people would show up for two nights of professional soccer two years ago and now FC Tucson is putting on nearly a month’s worth of matches early next year, including an international friendly between…

This ‘Reading Rainbow’ Remix Hits You Right in the Childhood

I can’t stop listening to this Auto-Tuned remix of clips from LeVar Burton’s PBS show “Reading Rainbow,” produced by the folks from Symphony of Science. For reference, Symphony of Science is also behind this stellar (pun!) production of Carl Sagan clips, and a few other remixes of PBS classics, such as this wonderful remix of…

DMX Wishes You (WHAT?) a Merry Christmas (COME ON!)

Seemingly from the same video session that created a YouTube clip of rapper/yeller DMX finding Google confusing (still great, by the way), here is his rendition of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” We can’t thank you enough, Power 105 in New York City, for this moment of pure joy.

Your Mostly-Context-Free Tucson-Related Tweet of the Day

@sophiekstewart treasure hunt motherfluffer. I think they made a build-a-bear at tucson mall. What’s your next one finna be?! #needstobeepic— Kevin Sylliaasen (@KevinSylliaasen) December 3, 2012 Thanks, @KevinSylliaasen. The Build-A-Bear people should give you a gift certificate or something for this bit of viral promotion.

Chrome Didn’t Like the ‘Daily Star’ Website Today

If you didn’t visit the Daily Star today, you may have done yourself a bit of a favor. Why? Well… This is where a web site manager might say “uh-oh.” It’s not often when a browser pops up with this type of message (at least, not if you stay away from the parts of the…

Free at The Loft Today: “The Graduate”

Today at Tucson’s best movie theater: a free screening of The Graduate. It’s part of the Loft’s Essential Cinema series. From the Loft’s website: “You’re trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson … Aren’t you?” Glamorous, funny, sexy (coo, coo ca-choo, indeed) and sad, The Graduate is an emotional touchstone for an entire generation, not to…

Political Roundtable: Brewer’s Rejection of Health-Insurance Exchanges, McCain vs. Rice, TUSD School Closures & More!

Tonight on Arizona Public Media’s Political Roundtable: Pima County Democratic Party chairman Jeff Rogers, National Republican Committeeman Bruce Ash, Tucson City Councilman Steve Kozachik and Democratic strategist Rodd McLeod examine Gov. Jan Brewer’s decision to reject a state-run health-insurance exchange; the Democrats’ successful sweep of competitive congressional districts; Sen. John McCain’s campaign against U.S. Ambassador…

When Does Nicki Minaj Sound EXACTLY Like Jay-Z?

When you slow her down, apparently. This is Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass,” her anthem to dudes who…look good, I guess. And this is Nicki Minaj, slow-jam style: This is the work of some fellow named Josh L., from Canada, apparently. You can find the rest of his work on Soundcloud here, but be forewarned, he…

Xander Harris – Snow Crash

20 years ago Neal Stephenson gave the world Snow Crash, my favorite cyberpunk novel. It’s hard not to fall in love with a book with a main character named Hiro Protagonist who has a business card that says “Last of the freelance hackers and greatest swordfighter in the world.” Not to mention Hiro is a…

Zona 78 on River Road Is Getting a Remodel

The owner of Zona 78, the Italian eatery with locations at 78 W. River Road and 7301 E. Tanque Verde Road, says the River Road restaurant will undergo a remodel in January. Owner Kevin Fink was scant on the details as far as what the remodel will entail, saying only that the River Road location…

This Week in Tucson Bicycling

It’s been one year since the Tucson bicycle community lost a bike shop owner and advocate. Read more about the man who was so important to so many. One of the nation’s leading bicycle advocates said during his time in Tucson that advocates need to get racers involved in advocacy. Find out why. The group…

Andre 3000 Is Back on T.I.’s New “Sorry”

Andre 3000, in my view, has been one of the world’s more underrated rappers since being cast in the shadow, to an extent, of his OutKast partner Big Boi. Even lately, it seems as if he’s better known for being in Gillette ads than for releasing one of the best albums of the 2000s in…

Now Open: Freekee T’s and Squeez

A custom T-shirt shop and smoothie stand called Freekee T’s and Squeez has opened at 5373 S. Calle Santa Cruz, in the shopping center that also holds the Harkins Theater. The strangeness of a hybrid business of this caliber is not lost on the owners, according to this online description: A custom Tshirt shop and…

Biosphere 2 Commissions New Observatory

John de Dios Steve DeLong, project manager for Biosphere 2’s Landscape Evolution Observatory, thanks his large team for their hard work with getting the project up and running. DeLong will leave Biosphere 2 and the University to take a job with the US Geological Survey in California.

Tucson’s Newest Food Truck Debuts Tomorrow (Friday, Nov. 30)

Say what? You’re into sauteed mussels, shawarma sandwiches, salads and hot dogs like they make ’em up in Detroit? Well then, you’ll be wanting to make it down to the grand opening of Chef’s Kitchen and Catering, which happens tomorrow, Friday, Nov. 30, in the parking lot of Tucson Federal Credit Union on the corner…

Yogurtland Is Coming to Tucson

A new frozen yogurt joint called Yogurtland is setting up shop in a space in a shopping center at 2800 N. Campbell Ave. I’m a little spent on the whole frozen-yogurt thing, what with a zillion of the places opening up here and around the country in recent years. Yet I find myself intrigued by…

Coming Soon: Another Location of Einstein Bros. Bagels

Tucson’s fifth location of Einstein Bros. Bagels is coming soon to 4105 N. Oracle Road, which was most recently home to the very short-lived Overboard Seafood and Grill. The building was a Long John Silver’s prior to that. How much power-washing does it take to remove years worth of deep-fried fish smell from the structure…

Beer and Beards for Charity

This Saturday, December 1st, the guys at Dragoon Brewing Co. will be having the final voting for their “Beard-Off.” The three guys have been growing the best facial hair they can and each have selected a charity to support. The masses will vote for the best and the winner’s charity will receive a donation basted…

Live

She was an hour and a half late. Her DJ, Rampage, played an opening set that grimly foreshadowed an exercise in ’90s nostalgia. But once Lauryn Hill literally emerged from a cloud of smoke and stepped up to the microphone, and that voice echoed through the Rialto Theatre, all was forgiven. Ms. Hill played a…

Weekly Wide Web

What I learned during my first time as a Black Friday shopper is that, surprisingly, the process isn’t nearly as terrifying or harrowing as it is generally thought to be. I arrived in the epicenter of American capitalism—a suburban Walmart Supercenter—just before 8 p.m. on Grey Thursday, the newly minted bastard offspring of what is…

A Lack of Green

With banks appropriately gorged on your post-Thanksgiving shop-binge, and shop owners thankfully sated by the stacks of holiday cash you’re jamming down their throats, Black Friday yet again dawned bleak over Arizona’s medical-marijuana world. While patients rejoice in Colorado and Washington state, where access to cannabis is moving toward total, thankyouverymuch, things still pretty much…

City Week

The art of Stephen Strom and Stu Jenks … the Native Eyes Film Showcase … a steampunk tea party … and the 25th Anniversary of World AIDS Day.

T Q&A

Victor Alvarado and his business partner, Danny Kirk, are at the tail end of a crowd-funding campaign on Propel Arizona to raise $35,000 to secure a space and start their project, the Outlet Cafe and Innovation Centre. Alvarado said the cafe and center will be a place that supports entrepreneurship in Tucson by providing work…

Holidays on Pointe

The Nutcracker may be candy-caned and snowflake-strewn, but it’s one of the most demanding dances around. Take the part of the Sugar Plum Fairy. Don’t be misled by her frothy tutu or glittering tiara. “The Sugar Plum pas de deux is the most difficult role in ballet,” declares Mary Beth Cabana, artistic director of Ballet…

Editor’s Note

In this space, I often say nice things about all of you who take the time to read this fine publication, bettering yourselves and the community in the process. But this week, dear readers, it’s time for a bit of a tongue-lashing. On Nov. 8, I informed y’all that we would be doing one last…

‘Humbug’ With Heart

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s that most &#%@$ time of the year. You know the one—when the newspaper arrives engorged with glossy ads to tempt you to venture out before dawn to shove and grab, and swipe your credit card until the magnetic stripe wears out. When stores’ regular merchandise is displaced by peculiar—and…

Danehy

Satirist Mort Sahl used to say that one of the drawbacks of J. Edgar Hoover’s decades-long tenure as head of the FBI was that he came to view United States presidents as transients merely passing through his life. Far be it for me to compare myself to J. Edgar Hoover (for one thing, I’ve only…

Dying for a Drink

In the lonely southwestern corner of Arizona, where bighorn sheep tiptoe around the dry, jagged-rock mountains and jet pilots pretend to bomb the Middle East, there is a kind of shabby oasis known as Tinajas Altas, the High Tanks. In Last Water on the Devil’s Highway, a new addition to the University of Arizona Press’…

Gargulinski

Pima County gets a big, fat slap on the back for finally being on the cutting edge of something. Too bad we are on the cutting edge of one of the most inane trends wafting across the globe. No more smoking on any Pima County property. This means you. This also means outdoors. Pima County…

Top Ten in Books

1. Flight Behavior: A Novel Barbara Kingsolver, Harper ($28.99) 2. A Guide to Southern Arizona’s Historic Farms and Ranches: Rustic Southwest Retreats Lili DeBarbieri, History ($19.99) 3. Plutocrats: The Rise of the New Global Super Rich and the Fall of Everyone Else Chrystia Freeland, Penguin ($27.95) 4. Just One Thing: Developing a Buddha Brain One…

Guest Commentary

Since March 2010, I’ve become intimately acquainted with many of the things that people in our society no longer want to live with: empty liquor bottles, deflated soccer balls, the guts of deer, aluminum siding. My team and I have picked up this stuff on roadsides from the Atlantic Coast to the Pacific Coast. It’s…

Journey for the Ages

It’s that time of year when studios release their Oscar hopefuls, continuing the tradition of saving the best (or what they hope to convince us is the best) for last. So here’s Life of Pi, an adaptation of the seemingly unfilmable novel by Yann Martel about a 14-year-old boy spending more than 200 days at…

Soundbites

Sufjan Stevens’s Christmas Sing-Along comes to town … In Repair’s CD release show hits Plush Dec. 6 … and so much more!

Private Eyes

Given the multitudes of people crossing every day through America’s ports of entry, our border law-enforcement folks turn surprisingly shy when citizens try to photograph their work. Just ask Ray Askins, who blogs about environmental and human-rights abuses along the U.S.-Mexico border. As he was photographing the California port at Calexico on April 19, he…

Top Ten in Cinema

1. The Expendables 2 Lionsgate 2. Brave Disney/Pixar 3. Savages Universal 4. The Campaign Warner Bros. 5. The Watch 20th Century Fox 6. The Amazing Spider-Man Sony 7. Arthur Christmas Sony 8. Ruby Sparks Fox Searchlight 9. Safety Not Guaranteed Sony 10. 360 Magnolia

Top Ten in Music

1. Led Zeppelin Celebration Day (Atlantic) 2. The Expendables 2 (DVD) Lionsgate 3. Deftones Koi No Yokan (Reprise) 4. Rihanna Unapologetic (Def Jam) 5. Kendrick Lamar Good Kid: M.A.A.D. City (Aftermath) 6. Soundgarden King Animal (Universal Republic) 7. Lana Del Rey Paradise (Interscope) 8. Moonrise Kingdom (DVD) Universal 9. Gary Clark Jr. Blak and Blu…

Murky Matters

When Metro Water District managers fired electrician Donovan Hemway after he was nearly electrocuted, they stirred up already murky waters—and several government investigations of Metro Water are under way, as Hemway fights to get his job back. Speaking to the board of the water district—which serves about 50,000 people in the northwest, northeast and southwest…

Showing Off

As a director, Joe Wright largely thinks in terms of sweeping romances. His Pride and Prejudice played it close to the vest, while Atonement swung the pendulum entirely in the other direction, focusing more on his own craftsmanship and big thinking as a filmmaker. Anna Karenina is more like Atonement, although with such a beloved…

Rihanna: Unapologetic (Def Jam)

As I type these words, the Rihanna plane has just careened to a sudden landing, and her hostages have disembarked. It’s a fascinating and difficult moment to think through Rihanna and her celebrity. Unapologetic marks a significant shift in the crafting of her persona, finding her in full-fledged defiance mode after the last few tentative…

An Advertising Icon

When Santa needed to escape the North Pole’s cold and snow, Haddon Sundblom wintered in Tucson and became friends with the Westward Look resort’s owner, Robert M. Nason. Haddon Hubbard Sundblom established our image of Santa Claus in his famous series of Coca-Cola Christmas advertisements. He produced these paintings during our nation’s most troubled times,…

Now Showing at Home

The Dark Knight comes home … we celebrate 20 years of Tarantino … and Bob loves what may have been Led Zeppelin’s last stand.

Titus Andronicus: Local Business (XL)

New Jersey punkers Titus Andronicus step back from the epic sweep of The Monitor for a lean and fun third album. After that ambitious and surprisingly cohesive Civil War concept album, it’s refreshing to see the band wielding some irreverent humor to balance out weightier material. The only mission statement here is urgency. Album opener…

Media Watch

The Weekly names its new editor … Kayna Whitworth heads east … and Greg Gurule joins KGUN.

For the Masses

I am fortunate to have this very cool gig where I go out to eat, write about it, get paid—and repeat it. When people learn that I am a food-reviewer, I generally get the same reaction: “Wow, that is the coolest job ever!” Most times, I would have to agree. Here at the Weekly, we…

Namoli Brennet: Live (Flaming Dame)

“I left Arizona for Tulsa, Oklahoma, wound up in Tennessee,” Namoli Brennet sings on “Dust on the Radio,” one of the highlights of her new album, a document of playing on the road over the course of six months and 20,000 miles. It includes songs from some of the Tucson-based singer-songwriter’s nine previous albums as…

The Skinny

John McCain remains cranky this week … Democrats are hoping for a more moderate Legislature, but you know how that goes … fixing the problems with counting the votes … and so much more!

Noshing Around

Stella Java rolls down the road to Mercado San Agustin … wine lovers should check out CataVinos for their weekly tastings … the Tamal and Heritage Festival is Dec. 1 … Five Palms nudges closer to its opening … and Adam says farewell.

Nine Questions

Sara Mohr was born in North Dakota and has lived in Tucson since she was 4. She started playing piano at 5 and is a piano and music instructor for the School House of Rock. She is also the keyboardist and singer for the new project Sorry About the Garden. A bartender at Plush since…

Police Dispatch

‘Visions from God’ drive a man’s rampage … a woman threatens a deputy after skipping on out her cab fare.

Tucson Born

In decades past, much of the top-heavy music industry was oriented toward making money from album releases, and concert tours were vehicles to promote record sales. As the business has evolved, that dynamic has been flipped: Concerts often are primary sources of revenue, with albums serving as promotional tools for the performances. This suits Eddie…

Pet Party Extraordinaire!

Join other animal-lovers for a very special night to benefit Tucson’s Hope Animal Shelter. A Celebration of Music, Art and HOPE happens from 7 to 9:30 p.m. on Saturday, December 1 at the Steinway Piano Gallery, 3001 East Skyline Drive at Campbell, in Gallery Row. The evening will feature a holiday piano performance by Mike…

TUSD Deseg Hearings: “Please Do What You Say You’re Going to Do”

During the Tucson Unified School District’s first desegregation forum on Monday, Nov. 26, at Tucson Magnet High School, there were three speakers, all women, who stood out to the Range: Tanya Alvarez, Kim Dominguez and TUSD governing board member Adelita Grijalva. Above and below are clips of their testimony to U.S. District Court-appointed desegregation special…

Growing Your Own Garden? Add Tilapia to the Mix

Written by Drew McCullough/Scicats When you eat salmon or carp or tilapia, you might imagine that the fish had once been swimming free in the wild. In recent years, however, more and more of the world’s seafood have grown up on a farm. In fact, seafood is the most common source of protein worldwide, and…

Talking Comics: My Little Pony

Heroes and Villains’ two best looking employees review the year’s most anticipated release: My Little Pony #1! Guaranteed ratings gold. Writer : Katie CookArtist : Andy PricePublisher : IDW Publishing


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