Best Idea For A New Superhero Team
STAFF PICK: Picture it, Bill Gates and Ed Moore. Beneath the blistering desert sun, ordinary citizens go about their daily tasks, unaware the evil city council is plotting to poison them with CAP Water! As the council members chortle with foul glee, twisting their black handlebar mustaches, the door to the meeting room suddenly bursts open. In step Bill Gates, the Richest Man in the Universe, with his sidekick Ed Moore, Self-Proclaimed Defender of the Little Guy! With dazzling speed and dexterity, Bill dramatically installs Windows '95 on everybody's personal computer (which detects any unauthorized duplication of Microsoft products and relays embarrassing credit information to several large corporations), while Ed hits everyone with his Stomach of Steel. While the melee ensues, Bruce Wheeler sneaks into a side office and changes into his alter ego, Delinquent Teen Battler! Join us next week to find out which side Bruce joins!
