Best Buck-Passing, Blame-Placing, Excuse-Creating, Scam-Loving, Whining, Eye-Wandering, Wife-Humiliating, Name-Calling, Morally Compromising, Ethically Blind, Pensioner-Cheating, Deadbeat Politician Who If He Had An Ounce Of Integrity Would Resign But Won't, Because His Ego's Too Big And, Afterall, He's A Rich White Guy Who Leeches Off His Family Rather Than Having The Guts To Make It On His Own All The While Holding Himself Up As Actually Being Qualified For Office And We Hope Those Of You Who Voted For This Phony Are Happy
STAFF PICK: J. Fife Symington III
