Volume 12, Number 41 . December 21 - December 27, 1995
This issue of the Tucson Weekly contains 412 links.

Cover Story

Currents Section

Stocking Stuffers
The Three Wise Men we ain't, but that doesn't prevent us from bestowing frankenstein and merde on some of 1995's pointless power wankers.
By The Weekly Staff

Missives from our adoring/outraged readers.

Hey, why not make Christmas an all-year deal?
By Jeff Smith

The Skinny
The $4 million screw-up...Bribing rural firefighters...More reasons why local TV news sucks, courtesy of Bud Foster...And much more!

Cybersex, Tucson-Style
Hey, baby, wanna see my hard drive? Is that a Pentium in your 'puter, or are you just glad to CD-ROM? Anyway, Temptations Showclub apparently features the Naked Pueblo's first real stab at cybersex.
By Stacey Richter

Smut Shutdown
Congress wants to put a stop to dirty talk on the Internet.
By Craig McLaughlin

Forest Dump
In northern Arizona, life is like a box of toxic waste.
By Leo W. Banks

City Week Section

City Week
Big doings in Tucson for the week of December 21 - December 27.

Eighth Day
Take time to chill out this Xmas, gals.
By Hannah Glasston

Cheap Thrills
Fun things to do that won't cost a fortune.

City Week Listings
Tucson's most extensive list of what's going on.

Music Section

Leapin' Lizards!
The Austin Lounge Lizards pursue comic relief.
By Mark Edmonds

The life and times of Caitlin von Schmidt.
By Jennifer Murphy

Quick Scans
Joe Ely, The Who, Joan Osborne.

Club Listings
What's happening at the local hot spots for the week of December 21 - December 27.

Review Section

Queen of Surrealism
From the Life-Isn't-Fair Department: Tucson artist Gail Marcus-Orlen may create some fabulous paintings, but her fame is no match for that of even a tawdry TV strumpet's.
By Margaret Regan

Far Afield
Novelist Tony Hillerman leaves Navajoland for a far-eastern adventure in Finding Moon.
By Gregory McNamee

For women who read too much, a book fair is a great place to experience guilt.
By Margaret Regan

Where to dine in Tucson this Christmas Eve.
By Rebecca Cook

Out There
Signal Hill isn't weathering the test of time.
By Kevin Franklin

Boy, The Arizona Daily Star really screwed up its coverage of Tucson's biggest high-school basketball game of the last 15 years.
By Tom Danehy

Cinema Section

Cinema Review
More boring British romance. But with more sex (also boring) this time.
By Stacey Richter

Film Clips
Check out our capsule reviews packed with links to the hottest movie home pages on the Web.

Film Times
What's showing right now on local screens for the week of December 21 - December 27

Back Page Section

Real Astrology
Astrology for the week of December 21 - December 27

Random Shots . K. Rat . Red Meat . Staggering Heights . Eye Of The Beholder . The City

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