Jan 16-22, 2014

Jan 16-22, 2014 / Vol. 30 / No. 48

Cover Story

The Spring Arts Preview

The last time I wrote about ceramic artist Rose Cabat, the editor gave the piece the headline “Ninety and Nimble.” (TW Oct. 7, 2004). It was 2004, and the 90-year-old was being honored with an exhibition of her “feelies,” the pungently colored, silky-surfaced porcelains that have won her acclaim since the 1960s. Now, 10 years…

Word Odyssey: History of English—Part II

Image courtesy of Shutterstock An image from The Canterbury Tales Last week’s column was the History of the English language in 5 Minutes, but I didn’t quite make it in five, so today I’m going to finish it off—and hey, a history of English in two short columns isn’t too shabby. English literature began flowering…

Word Odyssey: The History of English—in 5 Minutes!

Image courtesy of Shutterstock In honor of International Mother Tongue Day coming up on February 21st—and I’m not making that up; the Day is recognized by the United Nations—today’s Word Odyssey is going to give you the history of the English language. No time to tarry…. English derives from the Germanic dialects of the Angles,…

Word Odyssey: O.K.?

Image courtesy of Shutterstock Today I’m going to feed my inner nerd—and yours too—by exploring the history of a word that most of us say every day, many times over. Okay? Sometimes we spell it like a word, but just as often it’s just O.K. For those who cherish brevity, it’s even OK to dispense…

Word Odyssey: The Saga of the Oxford English Dictionary

Image courtesy of Shutterstock On February 1, 1884, the first fascicle, or volume, of one of the world’s greatest literary achievements was published: the Oxford English Dictionary, affectionately known as the OED. I’m not talking about the collegiate or other abridged versions of the OED, but rather the version completed in 1928 consisting of twelve…

Word Odyssey: Famous Last Words

It’s nearly the anniversary of Winston Churchill’s death on January 24, 1965. When he was on his way out, Churchill commented that he was ready to meet his maker, but “whether my maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” Touché. Laying on his deathbed, Karl Marx’s housekeeper bugged him to…

Downtown’s District Tavern Looking to Relocate in 2015

Photo courtesy of The District Tavern Facebook page. The District Tavern looking to relocate due to rent increase in 2015. District Tavern owner Noël Chester tells The Range this afternoon that the downtown tavern will celebrate its 10th anniversary by relocating in 2015 after she learned that her rent would be going up next year.…

Talking Comics Discusses Fish People and ‘Black Science’

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Gerriets It’s hump day, so you need to buy some new funny books. Luckily, Cynthia and Jenny are here to tell you what book you need to buy right now. This week the dynamic duo reviewed another new series from Image Comics: Black Science. Cynthia & Jenny this week review Image…

A Million Here, A Million There. Putting Education Spending In Perspective

Arizona schools want the legislature to add over $300 million to K-12 funding in next year’s budget. Not much chance that’s gonna happen. Brewer is calling for a lower number, $70 million, which makes her a big spender compared to her Republican counterparts in the legislature. Both of those are serious chunks of change. Brewer’s…

Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at Gold’s Gym

Arnold Schwarzenegger, one of the best actors in the history of cinema, is making viral videos and posting them on Reddit. The Austrian Death Machine went undercover (like in Kindergarten Cop) as Howard, a Gold’s Gym manager in Venice, CA., to promote heath and fitness and the All-Stars after school workout program. Some people recognized…

Jax Kitchen to Close; Poppy Kitchen to Open at La Paloma

With the recent opening of Gio Taco downtown, local restaurateur Brian Metzger already has a lot on his plate, but he’s also opening another new restaurant (at La Paloma) at closing another. After five years in business, Jax Kitchen on Oracle near Ina will be closing its doors on Sunday, February 16. A weekish later…

Solomon Georgio Won the Internet Yesterday

For MLK day, I will now search for maliciously racist tweets & tell the author that I love them.— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) January 20, 2014 People on the internet are pretty much the worst, but Los Angeles-based comedian Solomon Georgio brought a slight bit of brightness to the online world yesterday by looking up the…

Fourth Avenue Street Fair Kinda-Sorta Triumphs Over Streetcar

While the Fourth Avenue Street Fair will not have a shopping experience like the Maeklong train market outside of Bangkok, it does appear as though it will be able to spread out down Seventh Street during the open-air bazaar in March. Councilman Steve Kozachik (who sent us the above video, BTW) has been trying to…

ASU Frat Suspended for Posting Racist ‘MLK Party’ Photos

Some Arizona State University fraternity students posted horrendously offensive photos of themselves dressed in basketball jerseys, bandanas, drinking out of watermelons and throwing gang signs in celebration of Martin Luther King Jr., Day. This is almost as bad as the Naked ASU Girl. The Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity members posted the photos on Instagram and…

Cartel Coffee Lab Broadway Grand Opening this Saturday

Photo Courtsey of Cartel Coffee Lab The Cartel Coffee Lab grand opening starts at 5 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25, at its new location on 210 East Broadway. Do you like coffee, pizza, craft beer and local music? Cartel Coffee Lab is hosting a big grand opening at 5 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25, at its new…

Dalessandro Gets Senate Appointment

The Range predicted yesterday that Annabelle Nuñez would get the appointment to Linda Lopez’s vacant Senate seat, but we called it wrong: Today, the Pima County Board of Supervisors picked state Rep. Andrea Dalessandro to fill the District 2 Senate seat. That means that we’ll now have a House vacancy that will have to be…

Wealth-aholics Anonymous? (Nah, The Addicts Never Hit Bottom)

According to a recovering “wealth addict” in a column in the Sunday NY Times — he’s a young man who at 25 was making a few million a year (but it wasn’t nearly enough) — the mania to accumulate more and more wealth beyond what anyone could possibly need or spend is a disease the…

Steff Koeppen’s ‘Why Is It So’ Tour Diary

Steff and the Articles embarked on a three week tour up and down the west coast at the beginning of the year. Steff Koeppen, Tom Beech, Chris Pierce, and Alex Tuggle are performing a free show with Ex-Cowboy and Captain Squeegee at 9 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 22, at Hotel Congress, 311 East Congress Street. The “Why It…

Listen to Clay Dudash’s New Album ‘Keep You Company’

Photo stolen from Clay Dudash. Clay Dudash in a deleted scene from “Lord of The Cries.” Looking for new local music before it’s cool so you can be “over it” before your friends even find out it exists? Clay Dudash debut his first EP Keep You Company on Bandcamp today. I first heard Dudash perform…

An MLK Day/University Education Thought Experiment

Education was a major part of Dr. King’s vision. He looked forward to a time when children of all races had equal opportunity to pursue their educational goals, through high school, past high school, as far as their dreams and their abilities could carry them. Rep. John Kavanagh, on the other hand, is pushing for…

Happy MLK Day: The Ugly Side of Holiday Consumerism

It’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and while some folks volunteered or marched, some must be shopping, judging from all the MLK Day deals we’ve noticed at Weekly World Central. Yep, seems MLK Day is now a good excuse to offer a deal, a special, that all-American excuse to have a sale. But the latest…

Who Will Be Our Newest State Lawmaker?

Democratic Party precinct leaders in Legislative District 2 have picked three names to submit to the Pima County Board of Supervisors to replace state Sen. Linda Lopez, who stepped down earlier this month to commit herself full-time to a new job. The candidates are state Rep. Andrea Dalessandro, historic preservation champion Demion Clinco and Annabel…

Richard Sherman Bashes Michael Crabtree on Live Television

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman became the Stone Cold Steve Austin of football after the win against the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday. Sherman deflected a pass to Niner wide receiver Michael Crabtree that resulted to a game winning interception. I saw it at Che’s Lounge with a bunch of instant Seahawk fans, alright, not…

More Spanish Language e-books

Spanish-language e-books are flourishing, which is wonderful. The LA Times article says we have 38 millions Spanish speakers in the U.S., and their access to books in Spanish has been limited until recently. It’s hard for a bookstore to stock a selection wide enough to satisfy people’s reading appetites — libraries have the same problem…

MLK Day: ‘Let the Fire Burn’ at the Loft

LET THE FIRE BURN official theatrical trailer. from Jason Osder on Vimeo. On Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Monday, Jan. 20, get to the Loft Cinema, 3233 E. Speedway Blvd., to see Let the Fire Burn, a powerful award-winning documentary on the racist maneuvering, shooting and bombing of a Philadelphia neighborhood block by police in…

Why Does Arizona Need All These Overeducated People?

[Satire Alert!] Rep. John Kavanagh has proposed shortening Arizona’s education requirements to completion of the sixth grade. “Someone who’s going to work behind the counter at McDonalds doesn’t need any more than a sixth grade competency in reading and math,” he said. “It’s time to dramatically look at our entire philosophy of K-12 education.” Kavanagh…

Car Fire Shuts Down Main Library Until Tuesday

There was a car fire in the Joel D. Valdez library parking garage on Friday at 8:50 a.m. The Tucson Fire Department responded and had the fire controlled by 9:05 a.m. No one was hurt, but the library has been closed due to smoke damages. The Joel D. Valdez branch will remain close until Tuesday,…

Department of Homeland Security Boss Coming to Southern AZ

An announcement from Congressman Ron Barber (who, BTW, will be my guest this evening on AZ Illustrated Politics, airing at 6:30 p.m. on PBS 6: U.S. Rep. Ron Barber today announced that the new secretary of the Department of Homeland Security will be in Arizona next week, accepting Barber’s invitation to his southeastern Arizona district.…

25 New Charter Schools In Phoenix?

Today’s NY Times has a story, Arizona Hopes New Charter Schools Can Lift Poor Phoenix Area. I haven’t read about this in Arizona media or seen some kind of press release. I don’t expect to learn what’s going on in Arizona education in the Times. The story begins by saying Arizona’s charter school movement has…

Do Women Stare Just as Much as Men Do?

The secret is out: Everyone stares. Maybe not everyone. Some are more obvious than others. I have been guilty for staring at the sun too long. Maybe that’s why I’m so tanned. Someone created a large crotch cam, rode the subway in spread eagle position, so he or she can bait women to stare directly…

Florida Man Flips His Car Because He Was Texting While Driving

Everyone’s guilty of checking their Facebook feed or responding to a text that could wait until you’re done operating a two ton for wheel death mobile. Sometimes we forget how life threatening it is to check your phone while you drive, and that’s why Michael James Woody Jr. is our “Don’t be that driver” of…

It’s Friday, So Here’s Why You Need to be at Our Place Clubhouse

You remember our community collectively talking about mental illness after the mass shooting on Jan. 8, 2011. You remember discussions on the need for more resources, better care and better recognition. At Our Place Clubhouse, a downtown space, part of what we said we wanted to do as a community has been happening there since…

Morrissey Signs a Two-Album Deal with Capitol Records

Photo by C. Elliott Mopey Brit legend Morrissey returned to Tucson to play for his adoring fans on May 23rd, 2012. It’s been three years since we seen a new album from Morrissey, but that’s about to change in 2014. The Telegraph reported that the former Smiths lead singer signed a two-album record deal with…

Seis Curbside Kitchen Opening a Location at Mercado San Agustin

When I was in Portland last month (I realize that any sentence that starts that way is generally a tedious look at how life is supposedly better there, but bear with me), I ended up eating at three or four places that had started out as food trucks, but had opened up physical locations as…

Cinema Showdown: Unicorns and America Edition

Thursday, Jan. 16 is the opening date of the 23rd Annual Tucson International Jewish Film Festival. The festival runs through Saturday, Jan. 25. There’s a lot of films to choose from, and while most of them play at the Jewish Community Center, there’s also a screening of Far Out Isn’t Far Enough: The Tomi Ungerer…

The 2014 Congressional Air War Is Already Underway

We’ve got two of the most competitive congressional races in the country in Southern Arizona: Congressman Ron Barber is likely to face a rematch against Republican Martha McSally, who lost to Barber by just a few thousand votes in 2012, and Congresswoman Ann Kirkpatrick will face whoever comes out of a three-way GOP primary that…

Lawmakers Start To Sideline Election Referendum

In The Skinny a few weeks back, I mentioned that Republican lawmakers would likely try to repeal the omnibus election overhaul that’s facing a referendum this November. Now Hank Stephenson and Ben Giles of the Arizona Capitol Times are reporting that the repeal is in the works—with the possibility that they will go ahead and…

Food Truck Round Up Locations for Jan. 16

It’s almost lunch time. Are you tired of going to the same bottomless buffet near your work? Put some pants on and try one of these four food trucks. The folks at Tucson Food Trucks conveniently tweeted the locations of these stellar curbside eateries waiting to feed you and your co-workers. Take your pick: January…

Talking Comics Gives ‘Black Widow’ 1 Million Thumbs Up

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Gerriets Talking Comics hosts Bobby Acosta and Cynthia Gerriets couldn’t have said enough nice things about the first issue of Marvel Now! Black Widow. Their enthusiasm is warranted because the comic was written by Nathan Edmondson and art by the extremely talented Phil Noto. Aside from the one-shots and miniseries, this…

Word Odyssey: I Had a Dream (About Jim Crow)

Cvandyke / Shutterstock.com Martin Luther King Day is almost upon us, and I thought it would be altogether fitting and proper for Word Odyssey to explore some of the words and phrases of Dr. King’s “I Have a Dream” speech or his “Letter from a Birmingham Jail.” But I was too intimidated. Some works of…

Upscale in Oro Valley

Until a few years ago, I played about 60 rounds of golf a year. Most of those rounds were at utilitarian, workaday courses like Fred Enke or Silverbell. Often enough, it was a more upscale experience at del Lago or the Pines or Tubac. But a few times a year, it was a full-on, first-class…

Death on Two Rails

Twenty-seven years ago, Ted Conover wrote a landmark book called Coyotes. In it, Conover chronicled the hard-bitten lives of people struggling to cross the border from Mexico. Hungry for work in the fields, these desperate souls had little choice but to put themselves at the untender mercies of coyotes, outlaw entrepreneurs who ferried others across…

T Q&A

Jane Prescott-Smith Jane Prescott-Smith is the managing director of the Tucson-based National Institute for Civil Discourse, a privately funded organization that encourages media, politicians and the public to improve our country through productive discussion. To do so, it’s leading workshops, testing social media programs and even persuading politicians to fly in (without being paid!) to…

I Hear Voices!: I Hear Voices!

Ever since Bobby Kimmel returned to Tucson, he’s harbored no greater desire than to be part of a singing band where harmonies rule and everything else is gravy. As a part of 4 Corners with Stefan George, Lavinia White and Jo Wilkinson, he basked in the vocal magic they were able to create. What followed…

Soundbites

LOVE IS IN THE AIR Club Congress is playing host to two very different benefit shows this week, and both are worth your time and money. There is, of course, the Concert for Civility, which takes place on Sunday, Jan. 19, and which you’ve no doubt already read about in this week’s Currents section. The…

J.D. Wilkes & the Dirt Daubers: Wild Moon

What began as an old-timey unplugged side project for psychobilly trailblazer J.D. Wilkes and his pinup-gorgeous wife, Jessica, has evolved on their third album into a swaggeringly electric band that specializes in swamp blues and twangy garage-abilly. Fans of Wilkes’ Legendary Shack Shakers will appreciate the after-midnight roadhouse energy of the Dirt Daubers, but this…

Noshing Around

Thai Food Community Buffet An annual event one of my esteemed predecessors, Adam Borowitz, raved about is happening again Saturday, Jan. 18, 5 to 7 p.m., at Wat Buddhametta, 1133 S. Swan Road. Real deal Thai chefs preparing a buffet of your favorite authentic Thai dishes, such as pad thai, curries, fruit dishes, etc. Gluten…

Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks: Wig Out at Jagbags

The title of the Jicks’ latest (which name-checks a classic D.C. hardcore album by Dag Nasty) asks us to at least consider the connection between the legacy of Malkmus and the legacy of Ian MacKaye, to try and trace a line from Pavement’s literate psych-noise to the blend of testosterone and critical consciousness fueling 1980s…

Southern Blend

Although singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Dent May doesn’t sound like it when he speaks, he’s from Mississippi. Specifically, Jackson, but May currently lives in Oxford, Miss., where he moved after spending some time at New York University. Likewise, his music doesn’t sound “Southern” in that “Sweet Home Alabama” sort of way; instead think Brian Wilson’s…

Sports

Poker is a sport. We’re just going to get that out of the way and move on. No discussion needed. I’m not fast, I can’t throw far and I’m not strong enough to knock anybody down who is expecting the hit. And I don’t want to fall back on bowling as what I’m good at…

A Storm of Brews

If you had to create a neighborhood bar along the crazy-busy street that Thornydale Road has become, you couldn’t come up with a more fitting venue than Monsoons Tap & Grill. There’s plenty of cold craft beer, a bare bones décor with a homey touch, friendly service, mostly country music on the sound system and…

Editor’s Note

• We do two big arts issues each year (as well as the regular arts coverage/listings/semi-regular cover stories/etc.) and each time, we put the previews out, I’m amazed at the thought and effort Margaret Regan (the article itself) and Linda Ray (the overwhelming number of listings that go with it) put into them. It’s insane…

Eclectic Energies

Some know him as Molly Ringwald’s dad in Pretty in Pink. Others know him as David Lynch’s go-to guy when he needs somebody weird. And still others remember Harry Dean Stanton doing coke with Emilio Estevez in Repo Man. At press time, Stanton has 186 acting credits on his Internet Movie Database profile. He’s co-starred…

Danehy

“Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics, and the Catholics hate the Protestants; The Hindus hate the Muslims … and everybody hates the Jews.” —from the Tom Lehrer song, “National Brotherhood Week” ack in the 1920s, the Ku Klux Klan was at the peak of its popularity in the United States. Estimates of dues-paying members ranged…

Prepare for Puns

Movie critics can throw a little too much shade sometimes, particularly at animated films. Most cartoons aren’t meant to be ingenious and probably 50 to 60 percent of them aren’t designed with adults in mind. Pixar cleared that bar with The Incredibles and—through Toy Story 3—had an incredible run of stories written for adults that…

Serraglio

Two scarcely observed anniversaries arrived with the turning of the calendar to 2014. It was 20 years ago that the North American Free Trade Agreement took effect. Considering NAFTA’s utterly disastrous results, it’s not surprising that the cheerleaders who fought wallet-and-lobbyist to squeak it through Congress two decades ago would be silent now. Perhaps the…

Police Dispatch

SHOWING ‘EM HOW IT’S DONE? FOOTHILLS AREADEC. 10, 5:40 P.M. An alcohol-impaired man peed like a dog on the side of a veterinarian’s clinic (and in front of some of the vet’s canine clients), according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report. A witness told a deputy that the man exposed his penis to numerous…

Media Watch

FALL 2013 RADIO RATINGS: STATUS QUO In the quarterly radio ratings cycle, where surprises are few, Lotus Communications is likely the company most pleased with the latest numbers. Two of the cluster’s heavy hitters, classic rocker KLPX 96.1 FM and new rocker KFMA 92.1FM/101.3 FM saw nice increases in their 12-plus numbers. KLPX finished fifth…

City Week

Pop-up Thrift Shop Cosmo Couture 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturday, Jan. 18, and Sunday, Jan. 19 LoveSmack Studios 19 E. Toole Ave. 780-6879;artifactdanceproject.com As a collaborative arts organization, the Artifact Dance Project is used to throwing things together from various areas and disciplines to create one cohesive presentation. It’s the same way the project…

DREAM Deferred

Jessica Garcia traveled from Mexico to Tucson when she was 13 years old. Garcia took advantage of the opportunity to study in the United States, including honors courses at Sunnyside High School. In her sophomore year, she was even offered an internship with the UA’s Eller College of Management. But Garcia had to pass up…

Fabulous Fest

Fabulous Fest Film festivals have quickly become one of the trendiest events for a community to hold. It seems that every city, town or region has put together one in the last few years, with the hope of bringing a little bit of that Hollywood feel to their neck of the woods. That’s not the…

Up in the Air

One look at the stage, with its bright colors and doors galore, and you know what kind of play you’ll be seeing at Live Theatre Workshop. The cheerful color scheme is less telling than the half-dozen doors, of course. Squeezed next to each other in an illogical fashion, the doors are made for slamming. And…

Now Showing at Home

Bad Milo A poor slob (Ken Marino) discovers that his daily stress doesn’t come from his asshole boss (Patrick Warburton), nagging wife (Gillian Jacobs) or hippie dad (Stephen Root), but a killer demon named Milo living in his stomach. What a relief. (Magnolia) Bullet in the Face A criminal sociopath (Max E. Williams) awakens from…

America’s Zookeeper

He’s been up close and personal with the wildest critters on Earth, and you’ve seen it all unfold through your TV set for the better part of three decades. Now you can catch him in person. Jack Hanna, everyone’s favorite poster boy for wildlife conservation, brings his Tennessee charm to UA’s Centennial Hall on Sunday,…

True TV

The Spoils of Babylon Thursdays (IFC) New Miniseries: It features even more ridiculous revolving hairstyles than American Hustle, and it makes slightly more sense—maybe miscast Jeremy Renner should have signed on for The Spoils of Babylon, instead. Spoils parodies the sprawling ’70s/’80s TV epic few remember (Wiki The Winds of War and Rich Man, Poor…

The Skinny

CHILD’S PLAY Gov. Jan Brewer hit the usual notes in her final State of the State address this week: The federal government is bad, Arizona is on the rebound, the state of the state is strong, yadda, yadda, yadda. She also made a pitch to get tough on human trafficking, provide more subsidies for the…

Live

BRASS HANDS, GARBOSKI, KISS THE RED ALARM

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Saturday, Jan. 11

Celebrating Stoppard

Playwright Tom Stoppard is just so damn smart.  He’s an observer, a thinker, a scholar and a seeker who is not afraid to ask tough questions, spilling them across the stage in the most clever and engaging ways. So it makes sense that the Rogue Theatre embraces Stoppard’s play Arcadia with great enthusiasm and commendable…

Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican: I work in one of those progressive companies. Most of the gabachos bosses are actually pretty cool … at least when your back isn’t turned. There are a few a-holes pero there will always be a few; they’ve got gigs lined up in talk radio. Sabes que … what drives me bananas is…

For the Kids

After organizing fundraising concerts with big names like Jackson Browne and Ben Folds, the Fund for Civility, Respect and Understanding decided to turn its attention this year to younger ears. The fourth Concert for Civility, on Sunday, Jan. 19, features a family-friendly slate of bands—including children’s music and a performance by Mariachi Aztlan de Pueblo…

Email Us to Win Free Tickets to See Karla Bonoff

Southern California singer/songwriter Karla Bonoff and local trio Copper & Congress are performing Thursday, Jan. 16, at the Rialto, 318 E. Congress St. Bonoff has collaborated with a ton of talented individuals including Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Linda Ronstadt, but you already knew that. So, we are giving away free tickets to first…


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