Oct 17-23, 2013

Oct 17-23, 2013 / Vol. 30 / No. 35

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Fashion Focus

Paris. New York. London. Milan. Tucson? Those who are fashion-forward in their thinking won’t have to travel far to get their fill of today’s hottest trends and tomorrow’s cutting-edge designs when Tucson Fashion Week kicks off this weekend. A lot has changed since TFW debuted in 2010 in the parking lot of Skrappy’s Youth Collective.…

Year of The Zombie

In terms of most original, wildly independent, underground hip-hop, 2013 was the year of the Zombies. That’s Flatbush ZOMBIES to be precise. The Brooklyn-based trio has been ruling over the New York underground Beast Coast scene since the release of the whacked-out, hipadelic, murder-sex-and-drugs anthem D.R.U.G.S. (their first official mixtape). Though the mixtape dropped in…

Go ‘Sin & Tonic’ at Tap & Bottle Tonight

Attention all female Tucsonans that like to have fun and drink. The new female social group Girls Night Out is hosting it’s first event tonight at Tap & Bottle, 403 North Sixth Avenue. New Belgium and GPO collaborated a special brew called “Sin & Tonic” for tonight’s event.  The Facebook event page says the drink…

Keith Knight’s ‘Thriller’ Performance on ‘Totally Biased’

(Th)ink cartoonist Keith Knight was on Totally Biased last night. Knight announced that he’s working on a new autobiographical comic about his time as a Michael Jackson impersonator when he was in high school. Apparently in the mid-eighties when MJ was black and Madonna was a virgin (we all know that wasn’t true) older white…

Smuggling Drugs with Cats!

It’s not the typical cat videos we pick-up. This cutie isn’t walking upright and doing the cha-cha or popping his head in and out of a cardboard box. No. This cat was caught smuggling marijuana into a prison. Cats are amazing creatures. Prison workers apprehended the cat late last week after they noticed it wearing…

Tonight’s TUSD Governing Board Meeting is a Five-Pager

Tonight’s shaping to be one of those wild and crazy Tucson Unified School District governing board meetings. First, it’s a five-page agenda that you can view here, so that means we’ll gladly take bets at Weekly World Central on what time the meeting will end. They’ve been known to go late, no matter how many…

Tucson Blues Festival: Every Shade of Blue

C. Elliott Cholla High School Blues Band The Southern Arizona Blues and Heritage Festival is sort of a Tucson Meet Yourself of the genre. The juke joints and players of the Mississipi Delta made it tangible, gave it a name, called it even when it wasn’t due, as if to ward it off or as…

GOP City Council Candidate Buehler-Garcia Releases “Plan of Action”

With the election just two weeks away, Republican City Council candidate Ben Buehler-Garcia has released a “plan of action” for voters to review. Buehler-Garcia hopes to unseat Ward 3 Councilwoman Karin Uhlich. (More on that race here.) Here’s BBG’s plan: RETURN TO CORE PRIORITIES The combined ramifications of reduced revenue streams and the “DROP” program…

Check out Keith Knight on FXX’s ‘Totally Biased’ Tonight

Tucson Weekly’s (Th)ink cartoonist Keith Knight will be a guest on Totally Biased W. Kamau Bell tonight at 11 p.m. on FXX. Tonight on Totally Biased, cartoonist Keith Knight! Keith Knight is one of the funniest and most highly regarded cartoonists in America, garnering him the esteemed title: Gentleman Cartoonist. He is part of a generation of African-American…

Meet Your Tucson City Council Candidates

If you’re a Tucson voter, you should have already received a ballot for this year’s City Council elections. In an ongoing effort to let you know who these candidates are, the Weekly co-sponsored a candidate forum with the Tucson Hispanic Chamber of Commerce last week. Access Tucson was on the scene to record the whole…

Try The Cocktober Fest

This is the closest thing to male strip club you’re going to get, ladies. Tucson is full of beautiful people, and some are male believe it or not. There’s a burlesques cult following here and The Surly Wench feel like the staple for most of these provocative shows. Unfortuanly, I have never seen a strip…

Howe Gelb’s AZPM Stairwell Sessions

Howe Gelb is the latest local musician to visit the Stairwell Sessions, an Arizona Public Media segment dreamed up by engineer extraordinaire Jim Blackwood, who records his guests in the stairwell of the UA Modern Languages Building in order to capture some unique acoustics. You can hear Gelb’s entire 40-minute performance and listen to his…

Beyond Bread on Campbell Is Serving Beer & Wine and Filling Growlers

Our new Nosher noted not too long ago that Beyond Bread’s Campbell location filed an application to serve liquor in an attempt to stir up business in the evenings. Well, as of two weeks ago, Beyond Bread has begun selling beer and wine alongside their Best of Tucson© award-winning bread, sandwiches and desserts—and they’ve got…

Paging Dr. Danger to The History Channel

Some of you know Gregory E. Carpenter, and others know him as Dr. Danger. The former Tucson resident is in the new History Channel reality show American Daredevils that debuts Tuesday, Oct. 22 at 7 p.m. Check out former Tucson Weekly writer Adam Borowitz’s blog post about the time Dr. Danger lit Borowitz and his wife on fire. I…

Arnold Schwarzenegger Must Be Bored

Two-time governor and one-time pregnant man Arnold Schwarzenegger took to Reddit late last week to promote his latest film, Escape Plan, in an amusing fashion. He took requests for his infamous one-liners and he delivered them, freshly recorded, on his Youtube page. I’m glad he’s got a good sense of humor, I hope he was…

ACS Recruiting Hundreds of Arizonans For Cancer Study

By Martha Maurer Cronkite News Service Originally published: Oct 21, 2013 – 5:00 am The American Cancer Society is looking to fill 300,000 spots in a new cancer prevention study called CPS-3. It’s a 20 year-long project that studies how genetics, lifestyle choices and environmental factors can cause or prevent getting cancer. “We know the…

Win Tickets to See Holy Ghost! At Club Congress

I know you crazy beatniks like groovy music and free tickets, so listen up. Stateside Tucson is giving away two free tickets to see Holy Ghost! tomorrow night at Club Congress, 311 East Congress Street. Special guests include Brooklyn based nine-person ensemble Midnight Magic and French duo Blaque Panther Disco. The all ages orgasmic funk fest starts…

AZ Illustrated Politics: Fimbres Faces Polak

On last Friday’s AZ Illustrated Politics, City Councilman Richard Fimbres faced off against his Republican challenger, Mike Polak, in a televised forum. Two two candidates agreed on very little. Among the topics: Whether Tucson is business friendly; what Broadway Boulevard should look like in the future; whether the city should require background checks on all…

Tortilla Scandal Strikes Arizona

It appears that the tortilla biz is a bit of a racket, judging from this press release from Arizona Department of Weights & Measures: Arizona consumers may be disappointed after reviewing the latest inspection results of packaged tortillas conducted this month by the Arizona Department of Weights and Measures. State Investigators found nearly 20 %…

Mulan is Bisexual. Deal with It

If you watch the ABC Disney show Once Upon A Time, then you already know the Disney princess Mulan is bisexual. From Huffington Post: New ground was broken this week when a member of Disney’s iconic Princess franchise was queered and it was revealed that Mulan is bisexual. The hit Disney-ABC series “Once Upon A…

El Rio Coalition II Invite to Sunday Community Forum

The folks who fought the city of Tucson for access to public records as part of an effort to prevent the sale of the El Rio Golf Court to Grand Canyon University are having a community forum on Sunday, Oct. 20, from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Woods Library, 3455 N. First Ave., just…

So, Christine Jones Is (Probably) a Terrible Candidate for Governor

While the Tucson Weekly is still holding on to its semi-official tenative endorsement of Al Melvin for the Republican nomination in the 2014 guberatorial race, Christine Jones is racing up our GOP candidate power poll based on the above video, where the former GoDaddy attorney seems to misunderstand nearly everything about Arizona politics and geography…

Go See DJ Hurricane Tonight

DJ Hurricane will live on forever in my mind, if only for one line in the Beastie Boys’ track, “Shake Your Rump”: “Hurricane, you got clout/Other DJs, he’ll put your head out” A close second in my heart, his brief, but essential appearance in the video for “Sabotage”: DJ Hurricane, who stood behind the Beastie…

Losing My Rocky Horror Virginity

Tomorrow night is the monthly midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Loft Cinema, 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. It’s an experience that is never the same twice. At least for me. The stories told by my family members have always seemed a hell of a lot different from those I heard from my…

Slobby Rob and We are Ruthless Debut their ‘Hustle’ Line

Slobby Rob and Phoenix clothing company We Are Ruthless are debuting a fresh limited jersey line noon tomorrow, Oct. 19 at VII Grand Premium Streetwear & Sneakers, 178 E. Broadway Blvd. “The jersey are a homage to the 70s and 80s pullover MLB jerseys, and those have always been my favorite,” Slobby Rob said. “Hustle is just plain…

Bisbee Remembers Nowhere Man and Whiskey Girl

From the Willcox Range News on Bisbee residents remember Nowhere Man and Whiskey Girl: Marianne Summerville opened St. John’s Presbyterian Church to offer people who knew the couple the opportunity to silently share their thoughts and offer their prayers to the couple who were so deeply in love with their music and each other. “They…

AZ Illustrated Politics: Ward 5 City Council Race Forum Tonight

Tonight on AZ Illustrated Politics: A forum with the candidates for the Ward 5 City Council candidates, Democratic incumbent Richard Fimbres and his Republican challenger, Mike Polak. The candidates talked about how the city treats businesses both big and small, the future of Broadway Boulevard between downtown and Country Club Road, background checks at gun…

Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly: Linking Gun Violence & Domestic Violence

Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly bring attention to the links between domestic violence, gun violence and background checks. Kelly explains in the latest email from Americans for Responsible Solutions: It took me five minutes to pass a background check earlier this year, but its far too easy for perpetrators of domestic violence to bypass that…

Old Pueblo Punk Band Plays Two Shows in One Night

The punk rock scene has started to own Thursday nights since Toxic Ranch Records announced its imminent closure. Lariats is doubled booked this Thursday, Oct. 24, on Sixth Street and Fourth Ave. They are playing an all-ages show with Logan Greene Electric at Toxic Ranch, 424 E. Sixth St. Following that they will cross the street and jam…

Coffee With ‘Carrie’ Was The Worst Tinder Date Ever

The Carrie remake is hitting theaters this weekend, and I’m glad Hollywood is doing it. This day and age doesn’t need new, original ideas because people like familiar stuff.  It’s the same reason why people love fast food. It makes life easier when food is sorted by a number and preheated. I think we all know…

Pedersen Prep Football Preview

There are three weeks left in the high school football season, and things are starting to shape up in terms of playoff participants. And by shape up, I mean … almost nothing is settled. But a lot of teams are in good shape, assuming they can continue on a positive track. Of the 17 or…

Here’s Your Chance to Win Tickets to the Monterey Court Jazz Fest

The other day I was at Monterey Court, the bar/restaurant/performance space/boutique conglomeration on Miracle Mile, and was reminded what a great space it is. First of all, as someone who grew up here petrified of even being in a car driving down Miracle Mile (yes, that was overly paranoid, but I was a kid), seeing…

Carve Pumpkins at Maker House

Show off your pumpkin carving skills Friday Oct. 17 from 6 to 9 p.m. at Maker House, 283 N. Stone Ave. I try my hardest to find family friendly events around town, but sometimes I feel like I live on the Las Vegas strip. Halloween is right around the corner and here’s this is the place…

Tonight: Meet Huppenthal’s Challenger David Garcia

In June, the Range posted that ASU associate professor David Garcia was thinking about running for state Superintendent of Public Instruction, celebrating how amazing it is to have someone actually qualified to be the superintendent and not just another politician extending their time living off the government teet. Well, earlier this month, Garcia officially kicked…

Pete Holmes Makes Superman/Batman Movie Sequel in 5 Minutes

Funny man Pete Holmes is a comic book nerd. The Pete Holmes Show is debuting on TBS on Monday, Oct. 28, after Conan. I don’t have cable, but this Youtube promo is the best way to get my attention. I don’t get why people hate Superman so much. They explanation is that they have never…

Deadspin Doesn’t Think All That Much of the Chimichanga

A really old photo from the late-not-so-lamented Gordo’s Mexiteria. Great news from noted food site Deadspin: the chimichanga, which is still, criminally, not Arizona’s official state dish, is better than the unofficial state dishes of 32 other states (take that, Utah’s “green Jell-O with goddamn carrots in it”). However, that also means that 17 other…

Win a Chance to Meet Steve Vai at The Rialto Theatre

Sometimes life throws you a chance of lifetime on Facebook, and you have to grab it by the fret board and let your fingers do the talking. The Rialto Theatre is giving you a chance for a meet and greet with Steve Vai next Tuesday. All you have to do is share Vai’s picture on…

Tucson Terrorfest: Horror Film Festivaly Starts Today

The third annual Tucson Terrorfest: Horror Film Festival starts today at The Screening Room, 127 E. Congress Street. Filmmakers from all around the world are submitting their films, and last year’s event had over 1,000 in attendance. David Pike is the organizer and creator of this three day festival. Pike has opened up my eye to kung-fu…

Danehy

I would have titled this column “How I Spent My Summer Vacation” except for the fact that since I write and coach for a living, my vacation is pretty much year-round. However, I did have a surprisingly enjoyable time during what was other people’s summer vacation. There’s this young guy named Ian; I met him…

Being Human

When an innovative style is a writer’s main goal, emotional subtleties tend to fall by the wayside. Ramona Ausubel, raised in New Mexico and now based in California, crafts literary fiction that manages to keep out the chill. The stories in A Guide to Being Born have a lot of heart, and their characters are…

Messina

Ozzie is a very picky eater—he doesn’t eat like others of his own kind. Wheat, corn and sugar have no place in his diet. Instead, he prefers poultry without added hormones and other preservative-free food. His special diet has a direct effect on his appearance and vitality. He looks and acts half his age. Yes,…

Secrets and Lies

The real story revealed in The Fifth Estate isn’t the rise of Julian Assange or the threat of Wikileaks; it’s that, by and large, nobody seems to care about this stuff for very long. That’s a bit disconcerting, really, but there it is. The film is bubbling over with characters exclaiming or worrying that leaked…

Media Watch

KGUN TABS INGER FOR PRIME-TIME NEWS ANCHOR Stella Inger will replace Jennifer Waddell as the evening news anchor at KGUN Channel 9. Inger most recently worked as a morning anchor at KTVK Channel 3 in Phoenix. “I look forward to being part of a great team, a great newscast and a station that has tremendous…

True TV

Reign Thursday, Oct. 17 (The CW) Series Debut: The story of Mary, Queen of Scots may seem a little ambitious for The CW—but don’t worry, it’s still PG-13 Tudors-lite sexy. Oh, and mostly fabricated and era-incorrect. What-evs. Once you get past the wavering accents and passing hints at the supernatural (which seems to be a…

The Problem With Pirates

Once again, Tom Hanks stars in a true-events film where his character is stuck in a small, dangerous space for a long time with an outcome most of us might know from following the news. Even though the ending is out there, Hanks and director Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Ultimatum, United 93) somehow make the…

DVD Roundup

The Conjuring Paranormal investigators (Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson) are called to help a family terrorized by demons in a farmhouse. Is their first course of action, “Hey, let’s move you hillbillies out of this hell-infested dump”? Of course not. (Warner Bros.) Happy Endings: Season 3 The final season of one of the best network…

Pistol Politics

In the wake of the slaughter of 20 schoolchildren and six adults by a crazed gunman at Sandy Hook Elementary School last December, the issue of gun control took center stage in national politics. Politicians on both sides of the aisle offered proposals. President Barack Obama issued a collection of executive actions aimed to reducing…

Cocktail Concerns

As a nightclub and bar, Playground completely understands its identity: It’s a community building that happens to serve alcohol and play music. Tucsonans are welcome to get together, relax, celebrate and network in the bar and on the roof, or rent space for meetings, parties or weddings. The food isn’t quite as self-assured, but weirdly,…

Civil Dis(obedience)course 101

What does it take for Tucson to live up to its self-professed title, made official by the Tucson City Council in August 2012, as an immigrant welcoming city, when the Tucson Police Department continues to call Border Patrol during routine traffic stops? It’s a question immigration reform activists have been asking for some time, but…

Noshing Around

The Mr. K’s on Stone Has Closed As announced on their Facebook page, the Mr. K’s location on Stone Avenue near River Road closed on Sunday, Oct. 13. Richard Yellot of the restaurant’s management company, Ironwood Dining, blamed the closure on “the same old story of business and economics.” Celebrate Porktober October is National Pork…

Pedersen on Sports

It’s not so much that our community is filth-ridden and overrun with dilapidated houses in desperate need of a date with a wrecking ball. But the combination of dusty streets (compliments of our dry, desert climate) and our overall tendency to neglect weeds until they reach crop-harvesting level can give the impression that we’re not…

Beauty Born of Exploration

Cave is a rarity in the music world. They set limitations for themselves that are ambiguous enough to incorporate whatever stylistic excursions they see fit. They have a single-minded creative goal that expands with each album they record and each show they play. They do what they want, and what they want seems to be…

Guest Commentary

Remember that kid from elementary school, the one with the terrible depth perception? That was me. I fell down stairs, missed the next rung on the monkey bars, and could always be counted on to drop the easiest pop fly. But I eventually grew out of that, and these days my depth perception is probably…

Soundbites

R.I.P., AMY AND DERRICK ROSS We’re short on details as we go to press, but it saddens us immensely to report that Bisbee resident Amy Ross, the “Whiskey Girl” half of the beloved duo Nowhere Man and a Whiskey Girl, a longtime Tucson favorite, passed away on Monday, Oct. 14. Our sincerest condolences go out…

Police Dispatch

SHEET CHIC SOUTH PALO VERDE ROAD SEPT. 26, 7:18 A.M. A fearful schizophrenic woman dressed in a sheet and trash bag was taken to a safe place after accepting the minor consequences of stealing gum, a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report stated. Sheriff’s deputies responded to a south-side Circle K convenience store after a call…

Michael Franti & Spearhead: All People

The always earnest Michael Franti updates his sound a bit for 2013, smoothing some edges, but keeping the focus on hopeful music. The opening “All People” finds Franti and Co. veering toward the neo-disco dance sound that’s grown increasingly prevalent this year. While the message of universal equality is spot-on and encouraging, Franti’s rap-bridge lyrics…

The Skinny

ARIZONA’S SECOND-CLASS VOTER Attorney General Tom Horne came out with a staggering legal opinion last week: Arizona has two classes of voters. One class is allowed to vote in every election. The second class is barred from voting in local and state elections, although it can vote in federal elections. And it appears Secretary of…

Zola Jesus: Versions

Two years after the release of the riveting Conatus, it’s unclear whether we needed an album of orchestral versions of most of those songs (plus a smattering from the Stridulum II and Valusia EPs). Where’s the new material, Ms. Jesus? What’s worse, these takes on her previous efforts—recorded with a string quartet led by Foetus’…

Pick of The Week

For Krystyna Parafinczuk, dancing is the key to staying sane. “I have no choice; I have to dance,” says Parafinczuk. “It’s a way of life—to be healthy, fulfilled, and to be engaged with your body. It’s vital to (my) existence.” Her motto is “dancing and dance education creates strong minds and super bodies” and as…

Holy Ghost!: Dynamics

The remarkable second full-length release by this New York City duo displays a wicked instinct for irresistible melodies and sparkling arrangements. Alex Frankel and Nick Millhiser cannily re-create styles such as disco, synth pop and even easy listening in the context of contemporary dance music. Songs such as “Okay,” “Changing of the Guard” and “Bridge…

City Week

Feelin’ Blue Blues and Heritage Festival 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., Sunday, Oct. 20 Rillito Park Race Track4502 N. First Ave. 319-9966; azblues.org; If you’re getting more and more apathetic about the monotonous, amorphous slop that is Top 40 mainstream music, listen up because October is about to get interesting. Ever seen a man play…

Get Your Gummy Worms Here

Convenience is a key reason to have an Arizona medical marijuana card. The card turns the chore of getting meds into something akin to grabbing a gallon of milk—”Sure, honey. I’ll grab an eighth on my way home from work.” There are suddenly a lot of dispensaries in el Pueblo Viejo, all vying for a…

T Q & A

Kate Randall and Trudy Mills are throwing a party this weekend to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Antigone Books, which has been a Fourth Avenue institution for most of its existence. Randall says it began as a feminist bookstore named after the “feisty” heroine from Greek mythology, adding that a name starting with the letter…

Live

Shortly after learning of the unexpected passing of beloved Arizona musician Amy Ross, one half of Nowhere Man and a Whiskey Girl, on Monday morning, I arrived at Topaz, deeply troubled. With the shock and confusion that comes from a friend’s sudden death, my experience watching and listening to the four acts that performed played…

Life, Interrupted

According to the Swedish-English dictionary, the word “giltig” means “valid.” But what does Barbara Penn’s painting “Giltig Landings” mean? The first panel at the painting’s upper left delivers the most obvious clue: The word “IRAQ” is painted in big red letters. And despite the Swedish title, the painting’s pale tones of gray, beige and white…

Before There Was a Snooki

If you know nothing about Florence Foster Jenkins, the New York socialite who fancied herself a world-class soprano and became a hot ticket despite a complete lack of singing ability, you need to know this: She happened. Watching her delicious story play out in Souvenir, now onstage at Live Theatre Workshop, you might wonder whether…

Editor’s Note

For some reason, as the editor of the Weekly, I tend to hear questions and comments in thematic bursts. I won’t get a certain type of complaint or remark for awhile, but then three people will out of nowhere pop up to ask what happened to a comic that stopped running two years ago. Life…


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