Best Local Punchline
STAFF PICK: The joke is: University Of Arizona. You choose the punchline: 1) Manny Pacheco, CEO of UA, Inc.; 2) The UA is almost ready for national accreditation as an educational institution, and will soon begin awarding actual degrees--though the requirement to be able to read and write will remain optional; 3) Manny "Cut & Slash While I Save My Ass" Pacheco.
