— Big news items today: No state funeral for the Crocodile Hunter. Rosie’s debut! Katie’s debut! And Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes show off their spawn. You think we’re just a little celebrity obsessed, hmmm?
— Was Anderson Cooper a spy?
— Speaking of the Crocodile Hunter: In death, he receives his highest honor—a flower from the Star.
— And hitting the Internet this afternoon: an all-new issue of the Weekly! Aren’t you so excited that you could just PUKE?!?
This article appears in Aug 31 – Sep 6, 2006.
Regarding Anderson Cooper, looks legit — he opened up and told the public today:
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/anderson.cooper.360/blog/2006/09/my-summer-job-nearly-20-years-ago.html