— Today, the Star gives a thorn to gas prices. And OPEC quakes in fear. And they criticize bad parents, too. How relevant!
— Joe Lieberman sucks. He could cost the Dems a Senate seat by splitting the Democratic vote. Maybe he really IS a Republican!
— If you’re a circumsized dude, um, feel lucky?
— And finally … feeling waterlogged?
This article appears in Aug 3-9, 2006.