— There’s a whole new Weekly issue! Look to the right for all the good stuff.
— Tucson’s getting another nonstop flight.
— If you believe Harold Reynolds, hugs can be a dangerous thing.
— And finally, Arrested Development finally gets some love, although I have NEVER HEARD OF THESE CABLE NETWORKS. And the damn show’s still cancelled.
In any case, stay safe, watch out for traffic cops and enjoy this week’s issue of the Weekly.
This article appears in Jul 20-26, 2006.

Stop torturing everyone with the possibility of more “Arrested Develepment” goods! I had only just recently become able to turn on the TV again without breaking into fits of hysterical bawling over the massive lack of hilarious bird dances on “normal” shows. Now the dagger placed firmly between my shoulder blades is once again seering with burning hellfire!
Micah, I am sorry! I put “and the damn show’s still cancelled” just to make it clear it wasn’t coming back. Please forgive.
Regarding G4 running Arrested Development: G4 is a cable network that caters to gamers, with shows like “X-Play” that do reviews for games released for the XBox and other formats. The main audience for G4 is mainly teens and 20-something males, especially those addicted to video games (or just addicted to Morgan Webb?). G4 is available through both Comcast and Cox’s regular cable service plans.
Wait, G4 is in one of the extended cable plans for Cox. My apologies. It is, however, in the standard Comcast lineup.