So, what’s going on in the world today?
— There’s a leak in the roof at Weekly World Central, right over the crime/county/UA desk.
— There’s a new issue of the Weekly out, which you can see right over there on the, um, right.
— Gabby Giffords’ boyfriend took his vehicle and docked with the space shuttle. I expect a press release from her campaign trumpeting this fact any minute.
— Kim Jong Il keeps hinting to the world that he has a really miniscule penis.
— Emmy nominations are out, and if Arrested Development doesn’t win for best comedy series, I shall have a major snit, unless The Office wins, in which case I’ll have a minor snit.
— And finally, autoerotic asphyxiation in Arizona seems to have caught the attention of The Associated Press.
That’s all the news in the world. Thanks for reading.
This article appears in Jul 6-12, 2006.
