–Some people have written a letter to the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies, sniveling that Bill Clinton recently spoke to the organization (which you can read all about on this very blog). It’s a fine letter. Just make sure you aren’t drinking any beverages while you read it, for they may shoot out your nose.
–There’s war in the Middle East.
–Is Ken Lay in the same boat as Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr.? One man of God believes so.
–If you can give blood, please do so. They need it.
This article appears in Jul 13-19, 2006.