— Are conservatives starting to turn on the prez?
— Are lawyers starting to turn on the prez?
— Condi makes a trip to Beirut to give some love to the Lebanese government. What a splendid conversation that must have been. “Yeah, we’re not doing anything to stop Israel from bombing the bejeezus out of y’all, but, hey, we still like ya!”
— And finally, James DiGiovanna (who SWEARS he is straight) sends us this, which makes us ask: “Mr. Gay Vatican City?” Mr. Gay IRAQ?!?”
This article appears in Jul 20-26, 2006.
I didn’t “swear” I was straight, I merely claimed I was straight. But I’m not so straight that I can’t see that Mr. Gay Vatican City is hot! He’s transubstantialicious!
Of course he is. As you pointed out in your e-mail to me earlier, it’s kinda appropriate that Mr. Iraq looks so, well, pissed. The same goes for Mr. Israel.
Mr. Gay Lebanon looks downright gleeful, though. Maybe he could call for a cease-fire? And I’m a little afraid of Mr. Gay Sweden. You live in SWEDEN. Why are you so ANGRY?