— Two Republican goober candidates think it’s a good idea to criticize the Napster because she’s single and has no children. Meanwhile, idiots like these Republican goober candidates keep breeding, creating a frightening future for the Earth.
— The TPD is on the lookout for the killers of a southside convenience store clerk.
— The space shuttle Discovery is back, safe and sound.
— Things still suck in the Middle East.
— And finally, Tucson’s not the only place in this great land of ours that’s really friggin’ hot.
This article appears in Jul 13-19, 2006.
>>”We are not going to dignify every absurd comment made in every >>crowded Republican primary candidate forum,” Kroloff said.
Amen, Kroloff. Amen. I want a T-shirt with this quote on it.