If you’re in the area of Speedway and Swan, I’m not sure whether you should feel safer or not that “RANGE RESCUE” will soon be on the beat, patrolling your area. I’m leaning towards NOT SAFE AT ALL.

STARTING ARMED MILITIA UNITS FOR ALL METRO PIMA COUNTY WILL BE SERCHING FOR DRUG DEALERS,BURGLARS AND VANDALIZERS OF PRIVATE PROPERTY THER WILL BE CERTAIN QUALIFICATION#1 no convicted felons ,’we offer tactical weapons training,camoflage techniques, the use of night vision and equipment and must pass background checkand able to carry a fire arms are main weapons consist of AR-15 and saiga 308 tactical for more inf contact OPERATION CLEAN UP

[Craigslist]

This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

9 replies on “Wildly Frightening Craigslist Job Post of the Day”

  1. Seriously. I’m supposed to trust these idiots when the person who clearly wants to be in charge isn’t able to construct a cohesive sentence. I guess I missed the part that said “if you’re lookin fer a bleeding heart liberal communist, we ain’t got none”

  3. They also offer “how to be a redneck” training (featuring a Jeff Foxworthy VHS tape), tips on the best way to beat your wife and why a tater-tot is better than a french fry.

    This is what I can WT in the T-U-C…

  7. It kills me when i see these groups use FELONS as a cut off! Back in the day after you (felon) finished your sentence,you were given : a Gun,A Horse and Fifty Dollars upon your realease! Show me a self respecting felon that does’nt have a Weopon nearby!That is why we consider ourselves (EX-Felons) We can Protect our own and dont need any help! thanks anyways.

  8. As long as it’s ‘Those OTHER Bad People’ each and every one of us will have 6 or 7 billion people to worry about. Let’s evolve, for our own sakes.

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