According to this piece in Rolling Stone, Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil has been “uninvited” to play the presidential inauguration. It’s just all so ugly.

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So Mötley Crüe’s duck-voiced frontman Vince Neil is scheduled to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration. Of course he is. We knew this face-lifted, woman-loathing, drummer-slaughtering tub o’ lard was a Trump supporter. The two are spiritual bros, to be sure, and they even share the same sort of thinning coif. And just earlier this year in Vegas, Neil was found guilty of battery for pulling a woman to the ground by her hair.

The Crüe, and 98 percent of the fake-glam Sunset Strip metal from which they rose, was total Republican rock, a big, loud and smelly reflection of Reagan-era greed and selfishness. It was also the first time in rock ‘n’ roll history when its (supposed) outlaws were false outlaws. (Every Crüe event, from ODs to arrests, was tainted with self-interest, and reeked of PR slime. They even titled a album collection Music to Crash Your Car to: Vol. 1. Remember, back in the ’80s, old Neil crashed his car drunk, killing Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle. He got off.)

The Crüe’s anti-art, anti-intellectual, woman-abusing macho horseshit was never about the music, it was about how rich they figured they could be, about how famous they figured they could be. It was utter misinterpretation of The New York Dolls, Sweet and Alice Cooper.

Neil will be Trump’s bro in arms in Washington D.C. on Jan. 20 when the thumbhead gets sworn in as the 45th president of the United States.

Neil no doubt has his eye on the White House. Stranger things have happened.

9 replies on “Update! Vince Neil to play Donald Trump’s Induction. Of Course He is. True Bros in Arms.”

  1. Wow, another true piece of j-urinal-jizm. Keep it up Brian Smith. One day you might be able to publish something worthy of bathroom reading.

  2. “Careful how you move, Mac, you dig me in me back
    An’ I’m so pilled up that I rattle
    I have got the sharpest knife, so I cut the biggest slice
    But I have no time to do battle”

  3. Brian!

    I really enjoy your writing! You are the best thing the Weekly has going these days and I hope you get a shot to showcase your talent on a bigger stage someday. Keep it up and thank you!

  4. “Duck voiced….” now that is what i heard too.He should be the support for Celine Deon in Vegas.Real camp for the Trump culture…

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