So what if Charles Barkley has $400,000 gambling debt in the Vegas? They build a stage for Celine Dion, and now Cher is returning to town to get in on this predictable Vegas cash cow, but what about Charles Barkley. I love this man. He needs his own show–TV, Vegas, whatever.
The Wynn is suing Barkley for a $400k loan, but Wynn should build Barkley a special stage, have him wash dishes in public, hook a microphone on and let him talk about George Bush, and running for governor of Alabama in 2014. Fuck Celine and Cher–I’d pay to watch Barkley wash dishes with his clothes on and talk about fake Christians even with a two-drink minimum.
Forget sports commentator life; he needs to co-host with Bill Maher.
This article appears in May 15-21, 2008.
