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Public polling is often inherently ridiculous, so this particularly strange new way of asking if people believe President Obama is a secret Muslim can’t be given that much credit, but it is a little disarming how many of the likely Republican primary voters nationwide seem to be confident that they have a sense of where the velvet rope lies during the afterlife.

[Slate]

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

9 replies on “Tough Break on Not Getting Into Heaven, Pres. Obama”

  1. Sarah Palin is a demon herself…the only way she is going to heaven in paying a bribe to someone

  2. Can you oh-so-civil lefties become any nastier? Looks to me like you are committing the very same acts you are decrying in others, namely going out of your way to cast aspersions and insults. Jeez, why am I surprised. You types have been doing it for decades.

  3. 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17 (New King James Version)

    15 For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, that we who are alive and remain until the coming of the Lord will by no means precede those who are asleep. 16 For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord

  4. I love that when “lefties” have an opinion that involves any emotion stronger than that of a Carebear, “righties” are so quick to point fingers at us like we’ve been caught being naughty. Guess what: we have opinions, feelings, likes and dislikes. It’s not all Kumbaya.

    Give me the Lake of Fire any day over an eternity with Sarah Palin.

  5. I dont think either one of them would make it. I believe this man is in office to destroy America. I think asking if Obama would get to heaven would be the equivalent for satan asking for a “second chance”. This is a man who has sent men to war to die and become scarred for life for his own selfish needs. In fact Michelle Obama is a satanist(vogue magazine) and racist(referring to her “whitey” comment). In reality Obama would have the same chance of getting to heaven as an extremely overweight Americanized camel would have as passing through the eye of a small needle. Ask yourself could you loot all the families in your neighborhood,lie to everyone about everything,send people to die and not even be qaulified for office and still think your going to get a reward? Bad question Obama doesnt believe in heaven and OBL never bombed the twin towers.

  6. You’re unbalanced, James. I hope there is a third option – the celestial version of the padded cell.

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