Listen: don’t tell people it’s “all-you-can-eat” if you don’t really mean it. This is America. We don’t put up with that sort of falsehood.

Bill Wisth, I don’t use the word “hero” very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history. God bless you and your work.

This article appears in May 10-16, 2012.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

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