Earlier on at my time here at the Weekly, I lamented that somehow the internet had not seemingly captured a JJ, (THE OWNER AND) the King of Beepers ad somewhere in the cloud of online nonsense.
Well, while we’re still far away from a true archive of the JJ Era, guy-who-makes-movies Adam Ray has uploaded at least one ad to YouTube for our collective enjoyment. Activation, of course, required.
This article appears in Jul 24-30, 2014.

This dude was a bad ass
He really hit his stride in Tucson. Here he is in Vegas. I’m not sure even JJ thinks he is The King in this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165SXG_t_iw
Omg!!! I was just talking about this! Now I just need to hear the old mamas pizza jingle with the singing pizza toppings
@rebecca it was Grandma Tony’s Pizza that had that jingle