Flag football ain’t no joke, yo.
Just ask this Drexel University washout alum as he pumps up his fraternity’s intramural team before it’s latest epic battle out on the flag football field.
I’m ready to run through a wall now, bro. Pass me a Smirnoff Ice so I can shotgun it before heading out into battle.
(Language is NSFW, bro)
This article appears in Sep 19-25, 2013.
Captain Massengill