It’s fair to say that many supporters of Donald Trump are taking his loss in the 2020 presidential election badly. That includes Trump himself, who incited his followers into storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 in hopes of preventing a procedural step in the peaceful transfer of power. Trump continues to proclaim, without evidence, that the election was stolen from him and yadda yadda yadda.
Still, Trump’s alternate take on reality is a safe space for many of his supporters. A late March Reuters/Ipsos poll showed that 60% of Republicans believe that the election was stolen from Trump, despite Trump’s inability to prove any of it in court and the lunatic nature of the various conspiracy theories regarding how exactly the “theft” was pulled off.
In response to Trump’s delusions, we are seeing state lawmakers across the country gin up voter-suppression bills masquerading as election integrity bills. We’ve already seen Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp sign a bill that restricts voter registration and early voting and even forbids people from providing food and water to voters who will be waiting in longer lines thanks to the aforementioned restrictions. The blowback from that, including the loss of Major League Baseball’s All-Star Game, has Republicans complaining that all their new restrictions that will disportionately affect Black voters are just being misunderstood and that sports should stay out of politics (except when they want a new ballpark) and businesses should stop trying to throw their weight around (except when it’s time to fund campaigns or lobby for tax breaks or fewer regulations).
Here in Arizona, we have our own election suppression bills moving through the Legislature that would hamstring voter-registration efforts and find new ways to throw out early ballots. A bunch of Phoenix-area businesses recently announced their opposition to the bills, recognizing that making it harder for people to vote is the wrong way to ensure election integrity.
But as state Rep. John Kavanagh (R-Fountain Hills) told CNN earlier this year: “Not everybody wants to vote, and if somebody is uninterested in voting, that probably means that they’re totally uninformed on the issues. Quantity is important, but we have to look at the quality of votes, as well.”
And obviously, Republican voters are of a higher quality than Democratic voters, am I right?
Republican state lawmakers are also embroiled in overseeing an “audit” of Maricopa County’s ballot and voting machines. Although the GOP-controlled Maricopa County Board of Supervisors has already overseen two audits of the voting machines, that hasn’t been good enough for the Arizona Senate, which is insisting on doing its own. After a legal fight resulted in an order to turn over all 2.1 million ballots and the associated voting machines, Senate President Karen Fann has yet to pick up the boxes of ballots, as Maricopa County officials have told her they want nothing to do with her fraudulent efforts to sow more doubt about the election. In fact, hardly anyone wants to be involved, from current to retired state and county election officials to Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs.
Instead, Ken Bennett, the former secretary of state last seen running a doomed campaign against Gov. Doug Ducey, has volunteered to oversee the audit. Bennett, who transformed into a Trumpster sometime in the last four years, is using up the last of his once-solid reputation on this exercise. All we can say is we liked him better when he was stacking Kleenex boxes to explain the state budget.
Meanwhile, Fann has handed a contract to a firm called Cyber Ninjas to conduct the audit, which is supposed to include a hand count of ballots done entirely by volunteers. We don’t doubt that the numbers tabulated by disgruntled Republican activists who volunteer for such an effort is going to come out differently than a machine count, but that’s because human error is far more likely than machine error when it comes to counting ballots. Anyone who knows anything about elections knows that’s true.
Cyber Ninjas is led by Doug Logan and it took about an hour for Capitol reporters to figure out that the guy was tweeting bullshit about election theft.
“Logan deleted his Twitter account, @securityvoid, sometime in January,” wrote Arizona Mirror reporter Jeremy Duda. “But online archives show extensive activity in support of the Stop the Steal movement that has repeated false and unsubstantiated claims that Biden won the 2020 through election fraud.”
On top of that, Logan wrote a document about election fraud that was posted on Trump attorney Sidney Powell‘s website. Yes, that’s the same Sidney Powell who is defending herself against a billion-dollar lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems by filing papers in court that no reasonable person would believe the things she said about election fraud.
The real problem here isn’t election fraud—it’s the pathetic efforts by some Republicans to sow doubts about the election with bullshit like the Senate’s audit. And The Skinny is not the first to observe that there are no facts that will persuade those who don’t believe the election was legitimate. Audits like the one the Senate is pursuing are designed to muddy up the waters, not reach the truth.
This article appears in Apr 15-21, 2021.

The founders of the United States rightfully recognized the inherent dangers of political parties, especially the potential for divisiveness that could divert the federal government from working for the people as a whole, as opposed to the pursuit of political party goals at the expense of the nation and its people.
Today, the hyper-partisan behavior and actions we see in all American politics demonstrates that the current party systems are powers unto themselves and the business of government and the people will continue to take a backseat to the political gamesmanship that serves no one but politicians.
Severe term limits, the complete and total elimination of gerrymandering and getting the obscene amounts of money out of elections would be a good start to returning power to the electorate; Unfortunately, it will take politicians to make that happen and so far we have yet to see anyone with the courage to take up that task.
“Political language — and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists — is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” — George Orwell (1903-1950)
We demand and get an audit of a $500,000 charter school but not a $21 trillion election?
An audit would answer questions that you, despite being a journalist, have no interest in asking.
1. Did one party forge thousands of early ballot requests?
2. How many fictitious voter registrations exist?
3. How many dead people voted, people who died before their vote was cast?
4. How many duplicate votes were cast? The same person voting in multiple states, counties, cities?
5. How secure are the county signature files? Has one party breached that security and used the signature file to cast thousands of votes?
6. Did the petition companies get involved in mainstream elections, using their massive signature files to forge registrations and mail-in ballot requests?
7. Did one party flood the poll worker volunteer process with paid operatives and stuff the ballot box?
We know that the Democrat party paid a law firm $12 million to forge the “Russian Dossier” which was used to trash our politics for four years. Were they willing to pay much more to steal an election?
Questions you don’t want answered. Questions you don’t have the integrity to ask.
Was there advance notice about the 9/11?
Did alien experiments occur at Area 51?
Was Martin Luther King’s Assassination a government plot?
Are contrails intentionally poisoning the American people?
Do vaccines do more harm than good?
Did the CIA created AIDS to wipe out Gays and Blacks?
Was the Moon Landing faked?
Did FDR know Pearl Harbor was going to happen?
Will FEMA Concentration Camps imprison anti-government activists?
Is the New World Order bent on global domination?
Did I take my medication today?
Should I switch to decaf?
Questions you don’t want answered. Questions you don’t have the integrity to ask.
John Huppster. Didn’t your mother tell you 21 Trillion times, not to exaggerate. And a little bit of charter school embezzlement in the support of “school choice” is no vice. Thank the almighty, you are out of office.
We all know Biden did not get 82 million votes. Pulitzer numbers are probably the most accurate. Look how long AZ has delayed this audit. Can any of them be trusted?
Our election sanctity has been crapped on. Welcome to democrats third world dreams.
France Perkins: economics lesson for you- we have an economy with a gross domestic product of $21 trillion. So, yes, this was a $21 trillion election. Presidents matter.
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GDP
Yes, old John, we can use your hero the Donald, to emulate economic success. The only guy in history to bankrupt casinos, up to his heiny in debt, tenants fighting like mad to remove his name from their buildings to save something in property values, his brilliance in University building, his massive airline success, his steaks, yum, yum. The sweet smell of success.
No fraud (?) and yet it has been five months that we have tried to get democrats to produce the ballots and machines for an audit.
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
Democrats continue to fight the count. It is very obvious they fear the truth.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/breaking-arizona-judge-recuses-election-audit-case-settled-morning-democrats-shop-around-hire-new-attorney-previously-interned-judge/