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Not that I’m in the market, but looking at this guy’s house, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want anything to do with his gene pool.

Still, this is America, right? The FDA wants to tell our kids they can’t dream of opening their own not-for-profit one man sperm bank someday? I miss freedom.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.