Banning books is cool again … Everyone wants to be a fake elector … And because of term limits, nobody remembers the law of unintended consequences.
In Arizonaโs latest attempt to find any adult bodiesย to put in front of classrooms of 30-plus screaming children, the State Board of Education this week rolled back regulationsย on substitute teachers.
The new rules allow emergency subs (humans holding a GED or higher) to teach for two years and remove the ban on districts essentially using certified subs as permanent teachers.ย
School administrators pleaded for the stopgap solutions to pandemic strains, noting schools are still seeing massive COVID-related teacher absences and increasing full-on classroom vacancies as teachers catch the quitting bug.ย
Dysart Unified Superintendent Quinn Kellis, for example, told the board that his district had 200 teacher vacancies and 60 substitutes on Monday. (For all you kids with math teachers out sick right now, thatโs 140 vacant classrooms in one district.)
โWe have vacancies just on an interim basis, but also we have many who are just leaving their jobs for the rest of the year. And itโs not that they wouldn’t have continued under normal circumstances, but these are not normal circumstances,โ Kellis said.
But after a decade of weakening regulationsย on who is fit to lead a classroom, a few more tweaks to substitute teacher rules clearly isnโt going to solve Arizonaโs teacher shortage crisis.ย
If lawmakers donโt lift the cap, Arizona schools will see a 16% drop in state funding. Thatโs not something you fix by skimping on tissues and textbooks โ weโre talking slashing budgets, laying off teachers and closing schools.
But Republican leadership at the state Capitolย is using the cap as a hostageย to negotiate with in court over Proposition 208, the Invest in Education Act.ย Not a single Republican has introduced legislation to lift the cap, and House Speaker Rusty Bowersย and Senate President Karen Fannย havenโt even assigned the Democratic bills lifting the cap to committees.
So what are lawmakers doing, if not helping to ensure Arizona schools stay open?ย
Just look to yesterdayโs House Education Committeeย meeting, where Chair (and candidate for state superintendent of public instruction) Michelle Udallย spent five hours not talking about teacher shortages or spending caps.ย
Instead, the committee debated a slew ofย book-banning bills that would outlawย or require parental permissionย for any literature depicting sex acts, which is pretty much any literature. Of course, lawmakers took special aim at literature depicting โhomosexual acts.โ Another billย would force teachers to out gay students to their parents if the kids turned to teachers for advice.ย
Arizonaโs school system is in dire needย of legislative solutions that will help keep schools open, teachers teaching, and students learning. But at the state Capitol, the priority is fanning the flames of culture wars.ย
You may have noticed more links here lately about the slate of electors who sent fake documents claiming Trump won Arizona and other states.ย
The fake electors met in December 2020, signed as though they were real electors and sent their signed documents to the National Archives. Photos of the event were publicly posted by the Arizona Republican Partyย at the time. It was written about, though it didnโt grabย as many headlines then as it is now โ possibly because of the deluge of election aftermath happening at that time.
We werenโt quite sure at first why this is all coming up again, so we thought others might have the same question. We found a few factors:
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Politicoย recently revealedย that the January 6 Committee in Congress is investigating the Trump campaignโs involvement in this five-state scheme to create fake electors.ย
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Stories about the fake electorsย have dominated Rachel Maddowโsย show on MSNBC in recent days, which has a broad reach in liberal politics and on social media, which creates more attention around the issue. And in this instance, because a lot of people probably missed the news in December 2020, it felt new to many.ย ย
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The attorney general in Michigan said he wanted an investigationย into the fake electors for committing fraud, leading to questions (and subsequent columns) about whether Attorney General Mark Brnovichย would do the same.
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News begets more news. So the more coverage of something there is, the more angles get covered โ like what Gov. Doug Ducey has to say about the whole thingย (nothing of consequence, per usual).

We donโt have an Arizona Board of Elections, FYI: Former Republican lawmakerย Anthony Kern, seen hereย doing his best โWhereโs Waldoโ impression at the Capitol riot, spent campaign fundsย to travel to the Jan. 6 festivities, HuffPost reports. Thereโs nothing illegal about it, and weโre sure most of his contributors were thrilled to learn thatโs how he spent their money.
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The worst-kept secret: While U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinemaย got censured over the weekend, U.S. Rep. Ruben Gallego tried to pick off some of her donors, Punchbowl Newsย reports. Gallego traveled to New York and talked about the thing heโs been positioning himself for for a while: a 2024 Senate run. Itโs not an announcement, obviously, but itโs only 2022. U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly, on the other hand, said he doesnโt support his partyโs censureย of his colleague.ย
#LockHimUp?: Top Cyber Ninja Doug Loganย is expected to sit for a depositionย in the public records lawsuit brought by American Oversight in a hearing on Thursday. If he doesnโt show โ which wouldnโt be unprecedented โ he could be arrested, the Arizona Mirrorโs Jeremy Dudaย reports. Marijuana, gambling, newsletter subscriptions:ย If Arizonans love two activities, itโs smoking weed and gambling. Two reports in the past week show big spending on recreational marijuanaย and sportsbooks, both now legal in Arizona. The state saw more than a billion dollars in wagers in the first three months of sports betting, the Arizona Department of Gaming said.ย
Finally, some good records news: The Arizona Daily Starย and journalist Amy Silverman scored a public records winย in Maricopa County court. The victory means the Arizona Department of Economic Security needs to turn over records about โallegations of abuse, neglect and financial exploitation of Arizonans with developmental disabilities,โ the Starโs Edward Celayaย reports. That is, unless the agency decides to appeal.ย
A perpetual crisis:ย Rent prices in once-affordable south Phoenix grew significantly in recent years, pricing out low-income families at a time when housing prices around the Valley keep going up, the Republicโs Megan Tarosย reports.ย
The expected outcome of putting a retirement home in the middle of a college campus:ย Shady Park, the music venue in Tempe that drew the ire of its older neighbors at ASUโs retirement community, Mirabella, thinks the lawsuit filed against it should be dismissed, the Republicโs Ed Masleyย reports. Officers called for noise complaints have never found probable cause, the city said.
In related news:ย The Maricopa Association of Governments conducted its annual countย of the homeless population, which attempts an informal census of unsheltered people. We should know in February whether the pandemic worsened the problem, as expected, the Republicโs Yana Kunichoff andย Jessica Boehmย report.ย ย
Time to do better:ย Itโs rare for mothers of young children to hold public office, but a national group hopes to change thatย by making the job more conducive to parents by advocating for parental leave and accommodations in statehouses, The 19thโs Barbara Rodriguezย reports. In the wake of the lack of accommodationย for a then-pregnant Rep. Athena Salman, this national story shows how public offices historically held by men have failed to adapt.
A logo and a Larry:ย The Super Bowl will be held in Arizona next year (as long as we donโt do something to piss off the NFL โ itโs happened before). Event organizers showed offย their new logo and announced that Cardinals great Larry Fitzgeraldย will serve as โโexecutive chairman of the Arizona Super Bowl Host Committee earlier this week.
The Mesa food truck park is dead: Long live the food truck park!
Some Republican Arizona lawmakers want to join with other states to amend the U.S. Constitution to institute congressional term limits.ย
House Concurrent Resolution 2005, sponsored by Rep. David Cookย and ten other GOP lawmakers, calls for an Article V conventionย to address a term limits amendment only. If 34 state legislatures call for such a convention, they could meet about it, the nonprofit group U.S. Term Limits notes in a press release Wednesday. Thirty-eight states would need to ratify an amendment before it becomes part of the Constitution.
The Arizona Legislature already has term limits, but lawmakers bypass the intent of the law by switching chambers to run, which resets the clock. Congress doesnโt have term limits, but the idea is consistently popular with the public โ despite unintended consequencesย like increased power of lobbyists and decreased institutional knowledge.ย
Arizona has centrally figured in the Article V convention conversation on other issues in the past, like a planning meeting for a balanced budget conventionย held in 2017.ย
Weโre getting a preview of the kinds of attacks that will surely flood the airwaves later this year as campaign surrogates for Kari Lakeย and Karrin Taylor Robsonย duke it out on Twitter.ย
Basically, the Lake campaign is trying to paint Taylor Robson as a phony and a McCainite who has never been a culture warrior. Taylor Robson is trying to paint Lake as an Obama-loving grifter/newcomer to the MAGA movement.ย
Good news: Youโre both right!
The Arizona Agenda is a political newsletter by independent journalists Rachel Leingang and Hank Stephenson. Find more of their reporting on Substack.
This article appears in Jan 12, 2022.



A friend referred a professional woman to me who wanted to switch careers and become a teacher. I strongly encouraged her to first substitute teach first. After four years of college and typically $30,000 in student debt, many people find out they are not suited for teaching, donโt like it and canโt control the students.
Thirty percent of third graders have higher academic scores, ability, than forty percent of eighth graders. Great teachers, those with the highest academic gains know they have to differentiate instruction. They donโt let the students who are far behind and those who are far ahead, Rot in boredom.
I also told her to try and teach the same grade all year long, memorize the standards for two years above and below that grade level and prepare lesson plans on a rolling three weeks ahead.
The school district gave her training and she is having the time of her life. She was born to be a teacher. She has classroom management skills. She is in control. The students like her.
There is absolutely no reason for her to go back to college to take potentially damaging education college classes.
Wwhatever they teach there, it is toxic. When they do these huge longitudinal studies, following thousands of student for many years, a masters degree always has a negative correlation coefficient.
Meaning that all the teachers with masters degrees have lower academic gains than those with bachelors degrees. More is even more toxic.
The teach for America students, those with any random bachelors degree have higher gains than education college graduates.
If education college classes were a drug study, they would be legally required to shut down all education degree programs and quit administering the medicine.