We regret to inform you that the Tucson area’s weather is apparently experiencing some technical difficulties.
The National Weather Service is reporting the following weather in Tucson, in July: Light rain, fog, 72 degrees.
This is not Tucson July weather. This is Seattle July weather.
Because of this technical difficulty, I regret to inform you that I am too lazy unable to bring you Your Thursday Morning News Update. This clearly must be a sign of the impending apocalypse, so we bring you this video instead. God bless!
This article appears in Jul 27 – Aug 2, 2006.

I think the Weekly also needs a “Faith and Values” correspondant. I nominate Nintzel.
“59% of those polled believe the events portrayed in Revelations will happen at some point in time, and 17% believe it will happen in their lifetime. Meanwhile, 100% think Mr. Boegle–incredibly–found the least funny video on YouTube.”