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Posted inNews & Opinion

Seriously Snickers?

Avatar photo Adam BorowitzSeptember 12, 2011June 4, 2022

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Not fun at all.
  • Not fun at all.

There is absolutely nothing “fun” about this size of a Snickers candy bar. It would be fun if it was the size of a lunch box, or maybe a yard stick, but this dinky candy bar is gone in seconds, which is the opposite of fun.

That is all.

This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.

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