So I just went and downloaded next week’s Savage Love column, and it came with this note:
Also, if anyone is wondering: “Pushing the antelope” is a joke, not a typo.
So … now you have something to look forward to!
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2007.
Uhhh… so we have to read it to find out what it means? Couldn’t you just draw us a picture? Here are my guesses:
• Putting a golf ball in your belly button
• Rubbing hollandaise sauce on your nipples
• Pressing your butt cheeks onto a plate of glass
• Going to the zoo and trying to sell drugs to antelope
• Something completely, unmentionably gross