It seems that fewer than a million people watched each episode of the Onion Sportsdome, so I blame you, fellow Americans for not providing the show with the support it needed. Now Comedy Central has canceled the show (along with the Norm McDonald sports-themed ripoff of The Daily Show, which I have no affection for whatsoever). Are you happy now that you’ve taken away one of the only things I actually cared about? Are you?

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.