You know Bob Allen, a Florida state representative, co-chair of John McCain’s presidential campaign in that state and co-sponsor of a bill increasing penalties for public indecency? He’s the one accused of offering an undercover cop $20 so that Allen could give him oral sex in a men’s restroom.
Anyway, am I the only person who finds it amusing that his Florida House of Representatives bio lists his only recreational interest as “water sports”? Was this a cry for help? Or just a cry for someone who’s GGG?
This article appears in Jul 12-18, 2007.
GGG. What is it?
gay-gay-gay
Well. OK then.
“Good, giving and game.” It was coined by Dan Savage. But “gay, gay, gay” also works.
Red Star was just wondering…all the secret newsmedia codes going around these days…you wonder, that’s all
Watersports means pissing and golden showers and stuff, says UrbanDictionary. So oral sex in a bathroom (say like a glory hole or otherwise) wouldn’t be watersports at all.
Michael, um, some things don’t need to be clarified. But thanks.
The joke was that he’s into kinky sex, not that watersports and oral sex in bathrooms are synonymous. But thanks for the help, Michael. Let me know if there are any other jokes I can explain for you.
Jimmy, point taken.
Saxon, no comment.