8 replies on “Project White House: Sean “CF” Murphy Has an Offer for Craig Ferguson”

  1. Okay, I have had enough of this. Sean needs to put his script OVER the camera lens instead of NEXT TO it! It’s very distracting to see his one and only usable eye darting off to the far side of his face! Fix your set-up! I want to find you funny, not hard to watch!

  2. P.S. Murphy is good, but where’s Neutopia? What else can she do to desecrate a flag? I want to know!

  4. Whoops. By “over” the lens I meant “on top” of the lens… If he put his script “over” the lens the video would look roughly the same as what Sean sees out of his right eye.

  5. I too want to see more flag desecration Doctress. How about cutting up some flags near the Augusta Mine site? Or by the old mine tailings? And Sam, I happen to like the way CF reads his script, it only adds to emotion I feel when I watch him and realize in my heart his is the most sincere and real candidate of the bunch. Put some more Doctress on the blog Jim or we’ll get sexist on your ass! Holy Holy Holy Apple Pie Bat Man.

  6. Sam, from what I understand Candidate Murphy is not reading. His eye actually darts around like that. Something to do with the eye patch i think. It’s a little freaky, but have you ever tried to high-five McCain? The dude don’t high-five too well. I’m sure Nintzel appreciates anyone going sexy on his ass.

  8. So what does “CF” stand for?

    I take issue with Sean Murphy’s statement, “I’m president; I can start wars if I want to.”

    Technically only Congress can declare war.

    Now, if Congress bends over, oils up its butt and invites the president to waltz up behind it and do whatever he likes, all the while signing legislation that authorizes him to invade a country, then yeah, being president means you can start war.

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