WIZZ KIDS

WEST CHAPALA DRIVE

SEPT. 2, 12:30 P.M.

Two middle-school children were possibly engaged in an ongoing war
of urination, according to a Pima County Sheriff’s Department
report.

Deputies responded to Cross Middle School, 1000 W. Chapala Drive,
regarding an assault call. A male student reported that he had been
near the library with another male student when that boy turned toward
him and—without saying anything—began to urinate on his
right side, hitting his shirt. He then allegedly laughed. The deputy
asked the victim why the boy would urinate on him; the victim said he
did not know—the boy was “just that kind of person.”

The alleged urinator confessed to having emptied his bladder on the
victim, but said it was in retaliation for another incident in which
the victim had done the same thing to him. The victim denied ever
urinating on the subject.

The admitted urinator was escorted to the principal’s office.

NO ROOM

WEST VIA ALAMOS DRIVE, GREEN VALLEY

SEPT. 2, 10:52 P.M.

A man making strange threats toward his wife was evidently so
volatile that he could not gain entry to any mental-health facility in
town, a Pima County Sheriff’s Department report stated.

A Green Valley female called deputies to report threats made by her
husband. He had allegedly phoned her and warned her of violence from a
nonexistent “new wife,” specifically saying, “My new wife is going to
beat the shit out of you and kill you.” After saying that, he hung
up.

The victim said her husband had always been “a little unstable.”
Apparently, the reportee had at one point tried to visit her husband at
the mental-health facility at which he had been living, but they were
kicking him out, because he was too mentally ill. She then tried
to take him to another facility, but that facility would not accept
him, nor would yet another facility. Finally, she dropped him off at a
library in South Tucson so he could walk to a homeless shelter, but the
shelter, too, rejected him. She did not know where her husband was
located at the time of the report.

The reportee said her husband was usually able to remain in “a
somewhat normal state” while taking his medications; she was not sure
whether or not he had not been taking his medications, or they were no
longer working. She said that she had several children, one of them in
common with her mentally ill husband.

When asked if she planned to divorce her husband, she said she “more
than likely was.”

She was advised to get a restraining order or an order against
harassment.

This article appears in Oct 1-7, 2009.