Multiple sources have told the Weekly that Pima County Supervisor Ally Miller was taken out of her office on the top floor of the county’s downtown headquarters on a stretcher by an emergency crew earlier today. No word yet on what happened to cause Miller’s medical emergency or her current condition.
Miller has provided an update via her Facebook page. It appears a vase fell on her head:
A vase fell off the top of a shelf and hit me on the top of the head yesterday. As you might imagine a head wound does bleed alot. CT scan is all good and they stapled the wound together at St. Mary’s. I will be back to work on Monday. Thanks for your concern and good wishes everyone.
This article appears in Mar 30 – Apr 5, 2017.

Any update on her condition?
If she had a head injury how would we tell the differences?
Jerry Kelly – if her injury reduced her mental capacity or otherwise caused mental illness she’ll be a liberal.
Was this an April Fools Day joke? You people are sick.
She must have not been wearing her tinfoil hat …