Rincon Beat
March 2, 7:29 p.m.
A man was spied “trying to defecate” in a Safeway parking lot with his pants down—but still wearing underwear—a PCSD report stated.
The Safeway manager said the subject had come into the store seeming very intoxicated, but he’d refused the manager’s offer to call him a cab and left without purchasing anything. The manager and an employee then reportedly saw the man walk directly to a shopping-cart corral in the parking lot and squat down, removing his pants and obviously trying to poop.
Neither witness said they saw the man’s anus or testicles, however, because “his underwear was still on.”
Unable to locate the subject—since it had now been some time after the alleged pooping attempt—the deputy told the Safeway workers to call 911 if they saw him again.
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2015.
that sounds like a very crappy story!
Alcohol is good and Pot is poison? Typical behavior for drunks and booze fighters. Go down to skid row and ask how did you end up here? The answer will not be Marijuana smoking. Also go to the Pima County Morgue and make an inquirey as to how many poisoned Marijuana users come in? Then ask how many drunks and drunk drivers end up in the Pima County Morgue?
The police in Tuscon need to get in contact with the police agency in Akron, Ohio. There is a serial pooper there. Active for at least three years. Could this guy be vacationing in the Tuscon area.
don’t believe me? google Akkron Pooper. ther is a picture too