Paris was released from custody today. Brace yourself for another media fustercluck.

Was this strategically planned to distract America from the immigration reform package being debated in the Senate?

Our favorite moment of the whole circus (so far)? Stephen Colbert’s analysis of Tommy Chong’s analysis.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUPE30hc5Ss

This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2007.

Getting hassled by The Man Mild-mannered reporter

4 replies on “Paris Is Loose!”

  1. I haven’t watched the video yet, but there was a Colbert episode where he interviewed Tommy Chong and Chong said if he were the judge, he would pull down Paris’ pants and spank her. It was pretty funny in the context of the interview… Also, the original CNN (?) appearance where they interviewed Chong was hilarious because he wasn’t going along with the interviewer’s media-whoring questions and later admitted to not realizing he was even on the air. Pretty funny.

  3. I never woudda thought that I’d ever feel sorry for Paris Hilton. But since she’s been picked on relentlessly by Contessa and those of her ilk for months now, I’ve actually come to hate her a bit less.
    Poor girl.

  4. Oh by the way, great puntacular headline. Best one I’ve seen since “The Shawskank Redemption.”

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