The littlest members of the Borowitz family – who work day and night in the worm-composting bins in the garage – seem to really be digging on this week’s edition of the Tucson Weekly. I feed them at least one issue a month, along with about five gallons of kitchen scraps, and they return the favor by creating rich fertilizer for our ever-expanding garden outside.
I’m pretty sure they like the personal ads the most, but a few seem to have migrated straight to the top to check out this week’s Get Out of Town cover piece. I found a surprising writhing mass of worms lurking around in Danehy’s column as well. I’m not sure what to make of that.
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.
Actually, Adam Borowitz, many of ours get to the point of craving carefully mortar and pestled Graham Crackers ™. So that’s what we provide.
Little do they know…