This just in from the Humane Society
Due to the sudden and large influx of young kittens, the Humane Society of Southern Arizona is in desperate need good quality (not store brand) canned kitten food. We bought nine cases last week and it is all gone already and we can’t afford to keep buying this food. … Donations can be brought to the shelter seven days a week from 9 am to 6 p.m. (3450 N. Kelvin Blvd.)
This article appears in May 24-30, 2007.
Why is the influx sudden and large?
Jimmy, did they happen to mention the brand the kittens are currently eating?
OK, speaking of the Naked Gun trilogy, does anyone remember Frank Drebin’s speech from 33 1/3 during the Academy Awards scene?
Below is the script from imdb.com
Raquel Welch: And the winner is…
Frank Drebin: Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I cant help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That’s hundreds of pounds of Dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nations hungry.
[one person claps here]
Raquel Welch: And the winner is…
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I’ll spare the rest, but it goes to show how the Naked Gun movies and the Zucker brothers could save Tucson’s cat problem with their comedic brilliance!
I’m waiting for Jim Nintzel to start a thread on his probable solution to the local cat problem: where to find the best kitten tacos.
I say this on behalf of the official Weekly spokescats, Buster and Maeby: rowr fffft!
James, you’re a sick bastard. I’m so not going there. Although I have enjoyed the tacos de Rin-Tin-Tin that Angelo used to serve at the dusty taco stand down by the railroad tracks in Penasco.
It da taco fillins dem kittens go for (but easy on the salsa), not dat shell cuz they scratch kitten throat on dat.