Thank Keyboard Cat it’s Friday, ladies and germs. The immortal orange tabby covers Question Mark & The Mysterians’ 96 Tears, and it’s glorious. I wonder if we can book Keyboard Cat for Mari’s son’s Bar Mitzvah on Saturday?
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.

The irony of a cat, a species which only has tear ducts for ocular lubrication, singing about tears is fantastic. I would love to have him at the twentieth anniversary of MY Bar Mitzvah, which will be FUCK I’M GETTING OLDER, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?