Kanye West, recent father of North West (birthed by Kim Kardashian, who was undoubtedly chosen as the vessel for Kanye’s child because of dat ass, or something) and musician responsible for loosing Yeezus onto the world (his other, more emotionally dark, child — though this one was birthed from his mind, not a reality show star) has decided to change our world yet again — through fashion.

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Yeah, that’s a $120 T-shirt from a French fashion company, A.P.C., that admittedly has some fairly high prices — I mean, it’s not like they’re JCPenney — and is in collaboration with Mr. West.

And there’s…just, nothing to it. It’s $120 for a navy blue shirt, made with Egyptian cotton. Hell, I can buy an entire sheet set for that much, and that’ll be Egyptian cotton too — and it’ll probably come in more damn colors.

Ah well. Kanye’s gotta get the money for his baby’s limited edition toddler-sized Nike Air Yeezy shoes somewhere, right? It’s not like Yeezus topped the charts in its first week or anything, with a single whose leaked video features a nude, CGI Kanye, right?

Though, considering that its sales dropped (hard) the next few weeks, it might not be a terrible idea for him to continue the fashion thing as a fallback.

This article appears in Jul 11-17, 2013.

6 replies on “Kanye West is Selling a Plain T-Shirt for $120, Proving That Fashion Is Weird and Dumb”

  1. I don’t care if you are a billionaire, you’d be an idiot to buy this. 3 for $5 at Champs Sports

  2. “A fool and their money are soon parted.”

    “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

    “The blind leading the blind.”

    I’m sure there are other cliches which fit this situation that aren’t coming to mind right now, so please feel free to add some to this thread after reading mine. DC

  3. He is a father now & needs the money to support little North…..actually he needs it for Kim…..she’s greedier!!!

  6. There will be people who will gladly spend their money for this ridiculous T-shirt. There is no limit to the stupidity and worship of celebrities. Wait for the matching Kim Kardashian T-shirt, it’s coming soon!

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