Can you imagine how terrible ASU will be when the budget cuts kick in? Will they even bother hiring teachers? Will the diplomas come with a coupon for a free Four Loko on the back? Why not just rename the campus “Girls Gone Wild University and Casino” and give up already?

[HT: Up on the Sun/Phoenix New Times]

This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

One reply on “If You Needed Another Reason to Hate ASU…”

  1. Coming from a ‘university’ that has a golf management degree program, this doesn’t surprise me.

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