Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
The Onion, America’s Finest “News” Source, has exposed a fundamental problem that threatens to crush Democracy as we know it: That every potential 2040 President is already unelectable thanks to Facebook.
If you ignore the other reasons I’m generally unelectable (being more “cute-ish” than “ruggedly handsome,” a tendency to put my foot in my mouth, an ability to make people hate me despite/because of my politeness) there’s a good chance that I, like so many other young Americans, have screwed myself out of the Presidency thanks to Facebook comments, photos and links that may only be funny to me.
Also, if nothing else, watch the video for The Onion‘s take on grandiose, war-like Presidential race graphics.
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2012.
Only one would be electable and he is the one and only Burnie Mak;the Hemingway of the blog world……..
Why thank you kind sir, and to maintain my electability I have refrained from the facebook