Reading the confused comments under The Onion articles is one of my favorite past times. Please enjoy these randomly chosen reactions of reading satire literally as much as I have.

The people who were appalled by SeaWorld’s new specialty:

The people who had some serious concerns about an ice lawsuit:

Perfecting the intricacies of the frappuccino is truly a tricky business.

Finally, the people who were shocked wolves in America were a larger threat than say, heart disease, cancer or obesity:

Never change, Facebook.