The Vatican has issued “Ten Commandments for Drivers.”
This reminds me of the time my friend flipped off a nun while driving. I wonder what that means for my friend’s soul.
This article appears in Jun 14-20, 2007.
Hey, Christian Drivers
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Two questions:
Does the pope drive?
and regarding # 5 about not using cars for occasion of sin, does that mean no sex in the back seat?
If you’ve ever been to Italy, you know that they NEED a 10 Commandments for driving. Italians’ driving techniques make American drivers look like German drivers…
Incidentally, I understand it was originally “15 Commandments for Driving,” but the pope dropped one of the tablets.
The pope styles in a popemobile:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popemobile
The backseat is considered here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backseat
Soul issues are pretty much up to James Brown now.
If I were a rich man, I would totally have my own Popemobile car with an animatronic Pope inside of it. That would be the bomb.
You know if the pope – or the President for that matter – had to drive to work everyday like the rest of us instead of “working at home” perhaps they would both be in better touch with reality. There’s no better reality check better than like getting stuck in traffic thanks to road construction. And getting a flat tire, well you all know….