Seriously. Look at this box image.
That look on his face is how I’ll imagine him going through life from this moment forward.
Touchdown reception? That face. A beer bong with old teammates when he visits Tucson? That face. Holidays in Aruba? That face. All with his hands down at his side, awaiting an enormous spoonful of sweetened corn flakes.
It will never not be funny.
And, of course, proceeds from the cereal will benefit the “Gronk Nation Youth Foundation,” and I hope the rhyming name was intentional.
But really, that’s the kind of face that launches a thousand Photoshop challenges. Great show, Gronk.
[MassLive]
This article appears in Sep 20-26, 2012.
One is left to wonder what these little newspapers would do all day if the football industry disappeared…
Of course, it won’t.
Actually, I’m convinced the “football industry” will go the way of boxing and bullfighting due to the concussion epidemic that only gets worse as the players get both bigger and faster at the same time.
I’ve decided to start ignoring it now to avoid the rush later.
Just a note: I hold you all to a higher standard than “mom” jokes. Please clear that exceptionally low bar.
I like him better on the cover of ESPN Magazine – that’s how I see him!!!
He should concentrate on his game more, being as he is a complete fantasy flop so far this season