Looks like our favorite Depeche Mode aficianado/talk show host Jon Justice will be undergoing open-heart surgery tomorrow to fix a tiny hole in his aorta. While he manages to make the procedure seem like not a terribly big deal in the above YouTube clip (and of course, he manages to sneak in a quip about Obamacare), it seems like the very nature of open heart surgery is something to be at least somewhat concerned about, so best of luck to you, Jon.

This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2012.

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.

15 replies on “Get Well Soon, Jon Justice”

  1. Oh man… I wish I could be holding that scalpel, just before he went out I would scream:

    VIVA LA ISABEL GARCIA!

  3. Hey Bernie, what if it was your mom wth the heart condition and someone made those comments? I just though I’d mention that as a human being, you suck…

  4. It doesn’t matter whether you’re Jon Justice, Dick Cheney or anybody. If you link political ideology to someone’s heart condition, I question the state of *your* heart.

  5. I’m just curious, Jon, how is it that your situation would be “exponentially worse under Obamacare”? I fail to understand. I do wish you the very best, and I will be praying for you.

  6. Burnie,you’re terrific…..Jon,its great getting this done before that fools obongocare comes in at full force…..

  8. Burnie, I hope YOU end up having your ribs split open for open heart surgery…..so I can wish the same on you. You are a sick POS.

  11. LOL @ the Justice D-Bags getting at me for my comments. The irony of it all, being called names and talked about badly, for speaking ill of someone who gets paid to ignorantly call names and talk badly about people and is ill.

    This world is a funny place…

    and by the way, Dick Cheny’s heart condition was even funnier.

  12. and @sdb52

    I already have, and you wished the same upon me, somehow you still think THAT makes you above me?

    Go look up ‘hypocrite’ in the dictionary, and submit a picture of yourself

  13. Your a great man Burnie….PLEASE…..keep it up;you make me feel good knowing there’s one sane person in Tucson…….

  14. Well Thank you Mr. Cap, I enjoy your commentary as well, even if I dont always agree with your politics.

    However, labeling me sane, might be jumping to conclusions. HAHA

  15. Brietbart the infamous hatemonger passed away of a premature heart attack, seems many don’t realize type A personalities are their own worst enemies, stress is well known to be their curse from all that pent up anger, venom stewing their natures, guess time will tell if he lives long or short life!

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