As a dedicated iPhone user I can’t really co-sign the sentiments of this track from former Tucsonan and overall nice guy Ciphurphace, but it’s still a fun take on the LL Cool J classic “I Can’t Live Without My Radio”.

BONUS FOOTAGE! Ciphurphace’s daughter/hypewoman helping him on one of the verses:

The editor of the Tucson Weekly. I have no idea how I got here.