So Fife Symington just came out and told CNN that he saw the “Phoenix Lights” in 1997, and that he thinks that they were caused by a UFO from another planet.

Really.

7 replies on “Fife and the Visitors From Another World”

  1. Looks like the chef thing didn’t work out. Maybe Our Fife could write a book about CSS, or blogging, or justice, or somethin.

  2. Because it would blow his corrupt little mind more than UFOs ‘n lights ‘n stuff like dat.

  3. Sorry that was Tony Ortega. Tony, by the way, was just named editor of the great Village Voice. And if you ever partied with Tony, well, it don’t say much for the Voice.

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