Where else in the world could
everyone own an auto company,
yet be too broke to drive one.
—Dr. Knowledge
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.
Where else in the world could
everyone own an auto company,
yet be too broke to drive one.
—Dr. Knowledge
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2008.
Getting hassled by The Man Mild-mannered reporter More by Jim Nintzel
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That is not haiku.
All can own a company?
What’s up with that, doc?
Dear W.F.
You my astute fellow (I’m assumeing your gender based on the presence of that Whisker)are so right! That is not a Haiku. Nor is it a Daewoo.Had it been either of the two I could have unwittingly
given provication to yet another government bail out. While it’s true that niether of the two afore mentioned are a part of the American manufactured “Big Three” that is of little consequence here. What matters here is that there may yet be some meager amount of pocket change rattleing around in your trousers and believe me your
elected leaders are thinking about that. After all as they would
remind you (at their convenience) it’s a world economy.
And never mind that Daewoo left the market some years back,as it
still provides stimulous to the economy if we explore all
options on making these bail outs as retroactive as possible.
As some small service to you Mr.Whisker I will offer up the
following.If the Haiku is really the mark of your choice who
could blame ya.The dang things last three times as long as anything
produced by “The Big Three” and the parts are cmpletely interchangeable with the Daewoo.Give us a honk if you need bailing.
I’m having a toilet and shower installed in my Hummer (H1), I may have to live in it soon. Did you hear the good news? Gas is nearing $2 a gallon! The bad news is Fat Tire Pale Ale is still $15 a twelve. Oh the “Heartbeat of America”… CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!
Question, Doc: What’s the
Gas efficiency standard
On being clever?
I propose a trillion dollar bail-out of the newspaper industry!! The newspaper industry is in trouble people and it’s our duty as patriotic U.S. American tax payers to lend a helping hand. Help now before it’s too late! Don’t you know 1 out of 5 of my friends depends that struggling industry to survive, and for every 1 job lost in the newspaper industry, .5 other jobs will be jeopardy!! These poor folks have not other talents, no other ways to survive. HELP NOW!!!!!
If not a trillion, how about a few billion? It’s just tax money!
I propose a 250-dollar bailout of my cousin Sid.
That’s the spirit! Just remember, we can just keep passing on this deficit to the next generation, eventually it won’t matter to US! And it’s all about US! Yaaay US!!
And so it is in fact “the spirit” and perhaps the only true salvation of us all!The absolute gutting of the dollar bill which in
turn will spon a similar fate for all world curreny as they follow
in hot pursuit.The likes of you and I,and all Gods chill’n then may
gather on that beautiful shore where we will build a mighty pire
fueled from the once all mighty dollar bill.And it will be good.And
it will set us free.Dear sweet Jesus Free at last!
Spawn…I stand self corrected.That’s what I get for leaving a comment in the early morning before coffee.
Spon?
hahaha
You were thinking of the spoon you used to stir your coffee.
You also misspelled pyre.
And currency.
And almighty.
Enjoy your coffee!
Yea!
Yea??? I had more to say,Yet my message did fade away,I’ll hope for a kinder fate this day.
Yea,though I walk in to the valley of the possible typo I shall
fear no evil.Nope,no way,not even.For I have my “Rod”and a mighty good rod it is!My Staff (that could well be you Alfred) to both lend comfort and gramatically intact offerings to all who are drawn to visit our forum.Thanks to your attentive focus on my possible flaws,and please not to hesitate as we move forward in the times ahead putting a human face on something we up till now have only refered to as “spell check”for me there is considerably more warmth to be found in what could come to be known as
“Alfred Check” oh,and don’t hesitate to sound the alarm in respect to possible run on sentences either. Peace Pal
.